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Trump Twitter Archive search through all of Trump's tweets - A goldmine of Trump's twittering.
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Lazy Lovers - Auto Thrusting Hydraulic Sex Girdle (NSFW) {The Kloons} - YouTube - Lazy Lovers is perfect for couples who want to want to make love, but just can't quite muster up the gusto! Let our auto-thrusting hydraulic girdle do the work for you - just step in and be passively humped into oblivion!



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People Are Trolling Trump's New Anti-Immigrant Hotline With Reports Of Space Ali - McCoy, a member of the activist group Common Defense, said he came up with the idea to troll VOICE because he noticed #AlienDay was trending on Twitter and thought it might "be a catchy way to fight back against the Trump administration's use of bigoted language and racist stereotypes of criminality."
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Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Dev - Aides Wrestle Drill From Trump’s Hands As He Tries To Remove Obama Listening Device From Skull
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Arnold Schwarzenegger just skewered Donald Trump in a 40-second Twitter video - The ongoing feud between America's two biggest celebrities-turned-politicians just hit another level.
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Donald Trump Is Dr. Evil On Latest Cover Of New York Daily News - In the past two years, the New York Daily News has portrayed President Donald Trump as nearly every antagonist possible. He has been transformed into the Antichrist, a zombie clown, a pervert, a walking “dead clown,” a “treasonous” Vladimir Putin sympathizer and a regular old clown.
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GOP lawmaker proposes abolishing Department of Education | TheHill - Everyone pitching a fit about Devos, they're now proposing to destroy the DOE. Come on now, who REALLY thought common core was a good idea?
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|| 01/31/2017 ||
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I'm a big boy - Should read I'm the biggest boy
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Satanist Protest Against Trump! - YouTube - Even the Satanic Temple is anti-Trump
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|| 01/23/2017 ||
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Trump’s Press Secretary Begs The American People To Stop Mocking Donald Trump - Trump's press secretary Sean Spicer went on national television to complain that the American people are mocking Donald Trump and called on every American to support the president-elect instead of mocking him.
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|| 12/23/2016 ||
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‘These boots will make your dad want to f*ck you’: Reviewers assail Ivanka Trump - “BUYER BEWARE!” another warned. “These boots are some sort of port key or wrinkle in the space time continuum. I put them on and I was transported back to Berlin in 1933.”
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|| 12/18/2016 ||
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Shocked Trump Voters Are Calling Planned Parenthood | Alternet - Apparently, they had no idea they might lose their access to health care.
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Trump%u2019s Tweet Attacking Vanity Fair Backfired In A Big Way | The Huffington Post - The magazine gained a record number of subscriptions after a review savaged the president-elect’s steakhouse.
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|| 12/12/2016 ||
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Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin Already Mad at Donald Trump: - Two of Donald Trump’s most high profile supporters may already be regretting their decision.Both Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin criticized the president-elect on Friday, following months of staunchly supporting his election.“Sounds like the big sell-out is coming. Oh well. The voters did what we could,” Coulter tweeted Friday. “If Trump sells out, it’s not our fault.”
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Build that swamp: Trump lashes out - US President-elect Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to hit back at a Saturday Night Live comedy sketch that mocked him for tweeting too much.
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Sweet Jesus: There's a hipster nativity scene you can buy - At first I was like “meh” when I heard about a “hipster” nativity scene for the holidays. That was, until I actually saw it. I have to admit I laughed out loud. It’s pretty darn clever. I mean, the three wise men on Segways bearing gifts from Amazon!? Too perfect. One of these generic “individuals” even has a waxed mustache. Nice detail.
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Supporters to Trump: break campaign promises at your peril - Kathryn Stellmack expects the world from Donald Trump.After listening to his speeches and casting her vote for him, she expects Trump to toughen immigration laws, restore lost jobs, upend a corrupt political system, build a wall on the border, and be, as the millionaire put it, the “greatest jobs president that God has ever created.”
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Cafe owner sparks social media firestorm after demanding gluten-free diners provide doctor's note | Fox News - "We are giving away free bandages for anyone whose feelings have been hurt over the past day or two. The bandages come in different sizes depending on how much of a fucking idiot you are."
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How to stop a bike thief with a taser. - How to stop a bike thief with a taser.
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Christians go into freak-out mode as Satanist opens city council meeting with a prayer %u2013 DeadState - "Rights for me but not for thee." Council composed primarily of Christian members flips its shit when a satanist gives the invocation.
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This Bad Girl Posted Her After Sex Pics On Facebook (NSFW?) - What was going through her mind when she decided to post this photo on Facebook? Her face is a total mess, but she’s grinning like she’s the luckiest girl in the world.
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Welding - How not to roof construction
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Christopher Judge learns about furries. - YouTube - Nony, speaking of dressing up like animals.
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Best of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg - Best of Plizzanet Earth with Snoop Dogg
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Handwritten Draft Of King James Bible Discovered--Reveals No 'Divine Powers' - Is the Bible the divine and inspired word of God? The debate has raged for centuries now, but the discovery of the earliest known version of the King James Bible may now shed some light on the true origin of the most important book in Christianity.
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|| 11/04/2015 ||
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THE STARTUP DESIGNER - I'm so happy no longer having to deal with this kind of crap. Actually happy I quit before social media became what it is. Escaped just in time.
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|| 11/01/2015 ||
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Welsh Porn Film Banned For 'Falsely Portraying Plumber Turning Up When He Said He Would' - WalesOnCraic - Legendary Welsh porn film Debbie Does Dowlais has been banned in the UK for portraying plumbers as people who turn up on time.The film, which features Dennis ‘ThunderRod’ Muggins as The Plumber, was made in 2010 by the now defunct Welsh porn company, Tits and Sheep. But the UK government has taken the unprecedented step of banning the film, as it features a scene where the plumber turns up at a woman’s house when he said he would.
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|| 10/27/2015 ||
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|| 10/24/2015 ||
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|| 10/16/2015 ||
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NSFW - Things My Dick Does - 've always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am. He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy : Feel free to say hello to the little guy via inbox message or email thingsmydickdoes@gmail.comOh and NSFW 18 only. Or whatever the laws are wherever you are in the world :D
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Political Irony - Humor and Hypocrisy from the World of Politics
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Homeopathy conference ends in chaos after delegates take hallucinogenic drug - A homeopathy conference has ended in chaos in Germany after dozens of delegates took a LSD-like drug and started suffering from hallucinations. For the first time, a homeopathy preparation has an effect that is not imaginary.
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How Arctic ice has made fools of all those poor warmists - The belief that the ice was vanishing has been for the warmists the ultimate poster-child for their cause wo events last week brought yet further twists to one of the longest-running farces of our modern world. One was the revelation by the European Space Agency that in 2013 and 2014, after years when the volume of Arctic ice had been diminishing, it increased again by as much as 33 per cent. The other was that Canadian scientists studying the effect of climate change on Arctic ice from an icebreaker had to suspend their research, when their vessel was called to the aid of other ships trapped in the thickest summer ice seen in Hudson Bay for 20 years.
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|| 07/26/2015 ||
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“Global Warming” Expedition Foiled by Record Ice - Arctic ice the worst it's been in 20 years, according to Coast Guard The volume of Arctic sea ice has increased by 33% since 2013, although scientists who are funded to promote the government-driven “global warming” agenda are claiming the record ice is a freak occurrence. Their claim, however, runs contrary to satellite data showing there’s been no global warming for over 18 years.
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President of a Country $18 Trillion in Debt Warns Putin About Russian Economy - Barack Obama tells Putin from the G7 meeting in Southern Germany to leave Crimea or risk turning into the US
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Russia bans the use of memes - Russian media authority Roskomnadzor has tightened the laws around what is allowed on the internet, which means that it is not okay to post pictures that harm well known people, their dignity or their business.
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April Fools! The 10 Best Pranks on YouTube - Nothing says spring like some April Fools' Day fun. We've compiled ten of our favorite YouTube pranks to get you in the mood for mischief. Just know that the more pranks you pull, the bigger the target on your own back becomes. So if you're going to start some shenanigans, be sure to tread carefully--you can go from pranker to prankee in a matter of seconds...
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New report says conservative chumps sent $50 million to right-wing scam groups like SarahPAC - Conservatives are finally starting to notice that sham activist groups are ripping off Republican donors, after dismissing “liberal” reports about the scams.
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Man bulldozes wife's home: Wife returns from errands to find hubby razed home - A man bulldozes his wife’s home – definitely a teaching moment highlighting the pitfalls of marital non-communication. Okay husbands, we get that you won’t acquiesce and admit your internal compass is hopefully lost on road trips, and we can even back the notion that somehow, you can fix all household drips, leaks and electrical issues, using anything out of your Rambo-worthy array of basement Black and Decker armaments, but please, if you are going to bulldoze the home into a heap of rubble, at least put it on the kitchen to-do list, yes?
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Gun-toting Christian mom admits to cheating on combat vet husband with Tea Party staffer - A gun-toting conservative who made news last summer for posting photos of herself that many thought resembled a Palestinian suicide bomber has admitted to cheating on her combat veteran husband with a former Tea Party staffer.
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|| 01/17/2015 ||
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#UnethicalHacks | These are satire. Don't be a sociopath, k? - Unethical hacks are life hacks that will help you advance through life by taking advantage of loopholes in society.
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Funny Political Moments - Highlighting some of the funnier moments in politics.
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America's gun stores are overstocked - Gun dealers have overstocked, and now they're just selling off the inventory that they have, without ordering much from manufacturers.
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BREAKING EBOLA NEWS: GILLIGAN’S ISLAND BANS AIR TRAVEL FROM WEST AFRICA - We are getting word that the President is ready to address the Nation. We go to him now. We go to the Board Room of the Coco-Palms Hotel where President Gilligan has assembled his Kitchen Cabinet
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Microsoft Paid The NFL $US400 Million To Use Its Tablets, But Announcers Are Calling Them iPads | Business Insider - Prior to the season, Microsoft and the NFL struck a 5-year, $US400 million deal with one of the major components being that the Microsoft Surface would become “the official tablet of the NFL” with coaches and players using the Surface on the sidelines during games.
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Things You Would Only See In The Ghetto - I don't know if the correct tag is Sad or Funny.
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PressTV - If threatened, we%u2019ll nuke US directly: North Korea - A senior North Korean official says his country will wage nuclear war on the United States if the autonomy of his country is threatened, the Korea Times reported.
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The Right-Wing Christian Dictionary - Are you confused by the strange glossary of terms used by politically active right-wing Christians and organizations like Focus on the Family, the American Family Association, the Catholic Campaign for America, the Eagle Forum, Women Affirming Life, and the Christian Coalition? Wonder no more!
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If This Bestselling Dating Guide Won't Get You Laid Nothing Ever Will - The Tao Of Badass is the most notorious dating guide on the market today…by far. It’s the most talked about guide, the most used guide, and definitely the most successful guide to picking up women.
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People will happily run malware if paid ONE CENT - Security white hats, despair: users will run dodgy executables if they are paid as little as one cent.Even more would allow their computers to become infected by botnet software nasties if the price was increased to five or 10 cents. Offer a whole dollar and you'll secure a herd of willing internet slaves.
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Sarah Silverman May Help FIFA promote Soccer in USA with Nude Shower Scenes - First it was the Daily Show and Stephen Colbert popularizing news by mixing it with comedy. Next it was Cosmos, with Neil deGrasse Tyson teaming with Seth Macfarlane in Cosmos to popularize science. Well, get ready for the next mash-up. FIFA, the international men's football association, is said to be negotiating with Sarah Silverman to help make soccer game more popular in the United States by taking showers with the players.
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A Rather Embarrassing Night for Psychic Sally in Middlesbrough - I recently went to to see the ‘psychic to the stars’ Sally Morgan at Middlesbrough town hall, and if there was one word I could use to describe my night it would be ‘boring’. First off I feel I have to say that I personally don’t believe that psychics exist so, as you can imagine, I find people like Sally distasteful. This, however, was not the reason why I found the night boring as I do love this kind of thing and was genuinely excited to not only see her, but to gauge the audiences reaction to her show. The reason that it was boring was because the audience did not respond well to her after relatively early on in her performance, she showed the level of her psychic abilities.
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Scott Adams Blog: Pyramids Save the World 05/29/2014 - You hated my idea of building canals all across America. And you don't trust the company that claims to harvest usable energy from the atmosphere. But you'll love my pyramid idea.
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Guarantee Of 10 Million 'Operation American Spring' Protesters Off By Just Under 10 Million | Right Wing Watch - Operation American Spring took place today as Tea Party-inspired organizers gathered for a “gigantic, massive rally” of up to “30 million people” who claimed they will not leave Washington D.C. until President Obama resigns from office or is forced out in a coup.
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We only Have ’500 Days Left to Avoid Climate Chaos’ - See more at: http://www.th - Climate change is a fact, because well, the climate will always and has always changed. It’s just like saying the wind blows or the rain falls. Always has, always will. That’s why the phrase “global warming” was phased out, actually. The data did not support that the globe was actually warming: The Global Cooling Deniers have outdone themselves.
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Gore: Polar ice cap may disappear by summer 2014 - New computer modeling suggests the Arctic Ocean may be nearly ice-free in summer as early as 2014, Al Gore said today at the U.N. climate conference in Copenhagen. I just flew near the North Pole twice in 5 weeks, and it is frozen solid, even in May.
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13 Most Common Questions Employers Will Ask At A Job Interview - “See that wall right there? I'm gonna punch a fucking hole through it, and I’d love to see you try and stop me.” What they really want to say.
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Charles Krauthammer Compares Global Warming Junk Science to Indian Rain Dance - And, you always see that no matter what happens, whether it’s a flood or it’s a drought, whether it’s warming or cooling, it’s always a result in what we are ultimately talking about here – human sin with pollution of carbon. It’s the oldest superstition around. It was in the Old Testament. It’s in the rain dance of native Americans. If you sin the skies will not cooperate.
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Ku Klux Klan Leader Busted Having Sex With Black Male Prostitute - In what can only be called ironic justice, Ku Klux Klan leader Frazier Glenn Miller, the same man who killed three people at a Jewish community center a few weeks ago, was busted while having sex with a black male prostitute in the back seat of a car. Miller, who told an investigator he had lured the prostitute for the purpose of beating him up, was caught with his pants down engaging in acts that were too graphic to be described by authorities.
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Ohio man sits at corner with 'I AM A BULLY!' sign - Yahoo News - SOUTH EUCLID, Ohio (AP) — A man accused of harassing a neighbor and her disabled children for the past 15 years sat at a street corner Sunday morning with a sign declaring he's a bully, a requirement of his sentence.
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Porn Tech Support - YouTube - LOL!!!
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Grammar Nazis - YouTube - Hans Landa corrects grammar
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Sham Wow Guy New Commercial: The ShamHo! - YouTube - Cleans up 50% of hooker DNA!!!
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YouTube - Monty Python, Season 3, Episode 4 - 2 - one slice of strawberry tart... with not so much rat in it
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Olympic Village Tour: See Where The Athletes Live, Train And Fuck Each Other | Video | The Onion - America's Finest News Source - Take a look inside the dorms, restaurants, and gymnasiums where these modern day gods and goddesses go crazy on each other's perfect bodies.
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3D MOVIE CLIPS THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO USE 3D GLASSES TO WATCH THEM - These GIFs demonstrate how the 3D effect can be achieved without having to use those clunky 3D glasses. Simply by drawing a couple of lines through what is a flat screen, one can achieve the illusion of viewing a movie (or at least a short clip) in 3D. So here are 12 3D movie clips that you won’t have to have your 3D glasses for to watch.
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gary' chicaros club - About - Google - If your white, ignorant and the normal bible thumper. You'll love the atmosphere here. If your part of the 98% of the rest of the world stay away. Hope a tornado full of the dirty AIDS ridden needles hits his business and him while he taking shelter. Too bad there is no such thing as Karma. He would be up on the chopping block.
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Political Irony %u203A South gets slapped for ignoring reality - What I find hilarious is that while we all heard on the news how terrible things were in Atlanta — people stranded all night in their snowed-in cars, students forced to sleep on the gym floor at their schools or on school buses because they could not get picked up, babies being born on the side of the highway because pregnant mothers couldn’t get to a hospital, mass chaos on the order of an apocalypse — the reality is that Atlanta got a freaking two inches of snow. That’s right, two inches. Now that’s a state of emergency! Kudos to those rugged individualists who don’t need a nanny state.
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30 Kids Who Wrote The Meanest Notes Ever. - Children are so brutally honest with their opinions, especially toward adults. I LOST IT when I got to the 5th one.
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Mr. Creosote - I knew i had seen Chris Christie somewhere before.
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Al Gore Forecasted “Ice-Free” Arctic by 2013; Ice Cover Expands 50% - Of course, by now, virtually everyone who has been following news about “global warming” — now more often referred to as “climate change” owing to public-relations concerns — also knows that global temperatures have not risen for some 17 years. The spectacular lack of warming demolished all 73 of the “climate models” used by the United Nations to push its controversial theories.
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%u25B6 KUNG FURY Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube - http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/k...Kung Fury is an over-the-top action comedy that has it's foundation in 80s cop movies.
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More Americans Delusional Enough To Start Their Own Business - Over 200,000 small businesses were founded in 2013 by entrepreneurial Americans who have completely and utterly lost their grip on reality, and noted that the number of bold and frankly insane Americans applying for new business permits had risen markedly over the past year.
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Vibrator Boyfriend - YouTube - Humor - LOL
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The top seven global warming alarmist setbacks in 2013 - The United Nations climate bureaucracy’s latest global warming report was called “hilarious” by a leading scientist from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Dr. Richard Lindzen said the UN’s report “has truly sunk to level of hilarious incoherence” because they continue to proclaim with ever greater certainty that mankind is causing global warming, despite their models continually being wrong.
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|| 12/12/2013 ||
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What happens when you miss a drone delivery from Amazon - By now you’ve almost certainly heard that Amazon is developing drone delivery that will bring you what you order in less than a half-hour via unmanned helicopters.
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6 Reasons Hawaii Will Ruin Your Life - Very true. I know first hand. LOL
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Archaeologists Discover Site Where Desperate Jesus Christ Turned Tricks - The young Christ, like many adrift Hebrew males, is believed to have turned to sex work around 19 A.D. as a coping mechanism during a bout of homelessness. Though implicitly prohibited by Jewish law, prostitution was prevalent in ancient Judea, with sex workers trading their services for cloth, fowl, wine, and small coins, a transaction that Christ is believed to have executed hundreds of times during a short period of time in his 20s.
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Sarah Palin: “Thanksgiving is for Real Americans Not Indians” - Sarah Palin has put her foot in it again. You may recall back in 2008,when then Gov. Sarah Palin, fresh off her Vice Presidential bid loss, did what has become customary of many Governors. She went to a turkey farm to pardon one lucky bird. After the pardon she paused for a photo op in what has now been dubbed,” the greatest turkey-related disaster in political history”. Yes folks, she decided standing right in front of the machinery that grinds the heads off turkeys would be the perfect spot for the photo shoot.
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The 'Walking Dead' Spinoff -

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Imminent peak oil could burst global economic bubble: study - Economists warn that the world economy in serious jeopardy as "peak oil" hits its, well, peak. In case you're wondering, this is a repeat from just about every year since 1973, when they were flogging us with the fear of Global Cooling and the Coming Ice Age.
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UN climate talks fall apart as 132 countries storm out Read more: http://dailyc - Poor countries have demanded that the developed world give them $100 billion annually by 2020 to prepare for the impacts of global warming. This was an attempted mugging that failed. Australian diplomats have also thrown a wrench into the negotiations, as poor countries and activists accused them of not taking the talks seriously. The country did not even send high-ranking officials to the UN summit, saying that they would be busy repealing the country’s contentious carbon tax. “They wore T-shirts and gorged on snacks throughout the negotiation. That gives some indication of the manner they are behaving in,” said a spokeswoman for the Climate Action Network.
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Bobby Moynihan parodies Toronto Mayor Rob Ford on ‘Saturday Night Live’ - TORONTO — It’s the sketch everyone is talking about — Toronto’s embattled mayor Rob Ford parodied on this week’s Saturday Night Live. “Saturday Night Live had a field day with the antics of Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor Rob Ford … with Bobby Moynihan pitch perfect as Ford,” declared Radar.
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Guess How Many North Carolinans Have Signed Up For Obamacare ? - Only one person was able to successfully use Healthcare.gov to enroll in the new exchange. What is worse, they note that even that single person has not paid, which means the enrollment is not complete. You would think that in a Red State, being so reliant on Federal money (supplied by Blue States), that millions would sign up. Just one. And he didn't pay yet.
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No Fate But What We Make - Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
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More People Have Signed Up For Mars Trip Than Obamacare - How bad is the launch of Obamacare? 200,000 people have signed up for the flight to Mars while only 51,000 have signed up for Obamacare.
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Punk Band Shoots Porn Film on Front Lawn of Westboro Baptist Church - Get Shot!, a California punk band that bills itself as "the sleaziest punk band in the world" and "the first band ever to start a porn site," is particularly proud of its latest release: A porn "film" shot entirely on the front lawn of the Westboro Baptist Church.
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The Death Metal Guy For Online Clock -
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Cops: Jehovah's Witnesses Faced Bullet Barrage - Incensed that two Jehovah’s Witnesses approached him in the front yard of his home, an Arkansas man allegedly had his wife retrieve his 9mm handgun from the residence and then fired 19 rounds at the pair’s vehicle, police report. Who hasn't wanted to do this?
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Wrong: Al Gore Predicted Arctic Summer Ice Could Disappear In 2013 - A 2007 prediction that summer in the North Pole could be “ice-free by 2013” that was cited by former Vice President Al Gore in his Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech has proven to be off… by 920,000 square miles.
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Best Critique of Alternative Medicine Ever - If you’ve been buttonholed by someone who wants to tell you all about an “alternative,” “natural,” “superior” health care regimen, this film is for you.
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Restaurant Denies Calling Customers Incestuous Rednecks With Low IQs - You sorry assed, rednecked sacks of goat sperm had no idea what you had here! Good luck with your pre-packaged frozen shit food in this town. Maybe you’ll remember us when you’re boning your sister and think she smells like pasta. We are off to make money in a town whose average IQ is above room temperature! CIAO!!!
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Beautiful 1.24 Ct Princess Cut Diamond Engagement Ring - $3900 - Seriously. This ring comes with a warning. It will make your life great at first. You will get a lot more sex and maybe some of the dirty porn style sex you've been wanting to try but didn't know how to ask. Once you move in with the ring, it will turn into a total heartless, self loving, uncaring bitch. You will be blamed for it, but it won't be your fault. You will make it breakfast in bed and keep the lawn mowed. The ring will be lying in bed bitching because the mower is loud. You will take the ring on nice vacations where it will dress up in a hot mini skirt and those tall boots and eat great food and drink lots of expensive drinks, but at the end of the night, the ring will have a headache. The ring will also begin to have a period three weeks a month. I know, I don't get it either, but it's true. You will build the ring a half a million dollar house complete with a bar and home theater. The ring will wait until you are gone, then throw a party for a bunch of other rings that come over and spill wine on your shit. The ring will make you late for everything staring at its aging old ass in the mirror. Just when you are beat down and have no self confidence, the ring will stay out late with someone else's ring. They will talk about how shitty they have it living in a nice home with a caring, responsible, sexless partner then laugh and touch each others junk. Email me if you would like this ring to be a part of your life. I would like it out of mine. It comes with both a yellow gold or white gold band. Oh yeah, it is indecisive too. Good luck and best wishes!
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15 Hottest Sideboobs at the VMA's - Boobs, boobs, boobs.
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Westboro Mingle -
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Miss Utah Contestant Jailed in Drive-By 'Bombings' - In Utah, this qualifies as the talent portion of the contest.
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BACON or BEERCAN! -
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BIC For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen (Box of 12) - check the comments
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Within 24 Hours, Glenn Beck Will Break News That Will Rock the Nation and Take Down The Entire Power Structure - The last time Glenn Beck promised that he was about to blow the lid off of a scandal that was going to shake this nation to its core, the revelation turned out to be an incoherent conspiracy theory that he hyperventilated about for a week or two and then pretty much stopped talking about.
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David Fitzsimmons: When FBI comes a-callin', hold yer tongue, ya ol' coot - an' you, too, witch - --- Humor --- A couple investigated for sending ricin to President Obama and other gun reform advocates accused each other of complicity during questioning.
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Dinner Out - Funny and sad at the same time ...
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True Facts About The Sea Pig - YouTube - True Facts about the Sea Pig
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Adam Levine says 'I hate this country' on 'The Voice' | Fox News - Adam Levine is in hot water after he was heard saying, "I hate this country," on Tuesday's episode of "The Voice."Levine made the remark after Carson Daly revealed that America had voted to save country music singer Amber Carrington, one of Levine's contestants. The statement was caught on Levine's open mic, even though the camera was focused on fellow coach Blake Shelton.
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Tea Kettle Or Adolf Hitler? - ♫ I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my THOUSAND YEAR REICH ♫
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Don't make fun of renowned Dan Brown - Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no reason to be angry. After all, the famous writer had a new book coming out. But that was the problem. A new book meant an inevitable attack on the rich novelist by the wealthy wordsmith’s fiercest foes. The critics.Renowned author Dan Brown hated the critics. Ever since he had become one of the world’s top renowned authors they had made fun of him. They had mocked bestselling book The Da Vinci Code, successful novel Digital Fortress, popular tome Deception Point, money-spinning volume Angels
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37 Things You’ll Only Find Funny If You’re British - Warning: Quite sweary.
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These People Were Caught Having Sex On Street View In South Australia | Gizmodo Australia - It’s amazing what people get caught doing on Google Maps. There have been scuba-clad crazies ambushing the Street View camera cars and people have burned genitalia into sports ovals so it can be immortalised by Google Earth satellites. Now it seems that Google Street View has captured something crazy closer to home: two people fornicating on a highway in South Australia.
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[NSFW] Review: Realtouch USB pleasure device brings porn into the 4th dimension (Part 1) - I've tested a fair few gadgets in my time at Gizmag – from upmarket beanbags to high-powered motorcycles and smart pens. But I've never been asked to go this far outside my comfort zone for a story – even though our esteemed editorial team will probably tell you my whole life has been building to this moment.
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Pat Robertson: Beware 'Scamsters in Religious Garb' - Following a news story on the 700 Club about the Profitable Sunrise investment scam, televangelist Pat Robertson told viewers to beware “scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible, I mean run from them.”
Of course, if CBN viewers actually followed Robertson's advice, he'd be in deep trouble.
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Sad and Useless Humor Blog - The most depressive humor site on the net
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World's Largest Bong - 'Marijuana cannon' used to fire drugs over US border seized in Mexico
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Ann Coulter Refuses to Board Airplane With Black Pilot - Conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter refused to stay on board a Miami to New York commercial airline flight today after learning the pilot was a woman of African-American descent.According to witness reports Coulter was concerned the experienced, decorated pilot in question may have gained her position as a result of affirmative action and wasn't fully qualified to fly.

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Pope resigns, scientist applies for job - Although I am not a practising member of the Catholic (or any other) Church, I am a qualified and enthusiastic scientist. I believe this makes me an ideal choice for the next pope, for a number of reasons. For example, I have had many jobs where it is compulsory to wear a white coat, and the wearing of long white garments appears to be the main duty of the pope. I also regularly lecture on the subject of neuroscience, so am extensively experienced at speaking in an unfamiliar language to rooms full of people who are struggling to stay awake, so it would be no trouble for me to offer Mass whenever required.
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How To Draw A Cat -
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