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So the other day my friend Lou brought me some food (well, a ton of food, so much, I had nowhere to put it all). One of the things he brought me was some fruit. Now, don't get me wrong, I love fruit, I guess. But I'd never buy fruit myself. I have reasons. Well, truthfully, actually I just have a problem with bananas. Let me explain...

I actually can see myself liking bananas, they are probably one of the most convenient fruits available, coming in their own easily removable packaging and all. I respect the banana. But, I have serious issues with this certain fruit. Let me explain my fear of bananas and you'll understand my dilemma:

When I was a child, not exactly sure on the date, time or place since I have blocked this from my memory, but I was young... I was eating a banana. Well, I guess this banana was left out too long in a bad banana area, where only the bad fruit had hung out, and it had become infested with fruit flies. However, I did not notice this till the second bite I took of said banana. After I noticed that there were little worm like things inside the fruit, I proceeded to puke, and continued to do so till my stomach was not only empty, but I had actually reversed my intestines and my stomach was sitting on the pavement. After some cleansing and quite a bit of gagging, I got my stomach in the right place and for over 20 years I have never eaten a banana again.

So Lou shows up with bananas the other day....

I have eaten two so far, carefully slicing them and looking for anything moving, no movement, I'll eat it. Bananas are not that bad when they don't have worms!


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codewolf Wrote the following on 07/24/2004 00:26 AM :
Apples are good, I read somewhere that an apple in the morning is more refreshing than coffee, so I've been eating an apple every morning with my coffee, I figure it'll wake me up twice as much. So far it's not got the effect as I expected, but it's different.


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