Today was my last weekday off as an unemployed bum. I'm a bit excited about
working again, but I'll miss having the time off. Honestly though, I live in CT,
there's absolutely nothing to do in this state, during the winter, even less. So
having the summer off was nice, having a winter with no job would be hell. I'm
thinking about reworking my finances so I can take every summer off. Although
I'd have to save a bit more, it would be nice to know I can take summers off.
So I spent my last weekday of freedom filling out paperwork and taking a piss
test. Fun. The paperwork part was boring, contracts, insurance forms, and
non-disclosure shit. The piss test I figured I could have some fun with. I don't
do drugs, so I don't have a problem providing excrement for someone to examine.
I was thinking about going in there shaking and itching my arms, but I played it
safe, I do need a job! So you piss into a cup and give it to this chick, and I
say "Do you come here often?", nothing. Not even a smile. As she's
pouring the piss into two vials, I ask, "So do you like your job?",
I take it the people that work at piss testing clinics don't get out much. So
to get her back, she was trying to make small talk when filling out my form, and
she said "Looking forward to the holidays?"... I replied, "No I
fucking hate Christmas, it's just the season for your family and friends to
mooch gifts off of you!" So that solidified our relationship, I was the
piss giver, and she was the excrement taker, get your job done, I want out.
I woke up this morning at 7 am so I have officially reversed my sleep
schedule successfully in one week. Not too bad! I spent the rest of day watching
cartoons and having a long talk with Dog(tm) about the changes in my schedule
next week. He seemed to understand. He ate a cookie and listened intently to my
Life is good.