Some things that really bug me:
- Cell phones ringing on TV - I always look for my fucking phone
- People that smoke on TV - for some sub-conscious reason, I have to have a
- When someone on TV ties their shoes, I have to check mine (WTF!!! did the
Cigarette people get together with the shoe people!)
- When someone on TV has someone up against a wall and doesn't shoot them,
the guy always has a gun, if I was a CIA agent chasing aliens, I'd shoot
- Cutting wires, hell, if I was in the fucking bomb squad (probably why I'm
not) I'd just cut all the wires and yell "FUCK IT!"
- Chicks that play dumb - I'd just punch them, "How dumb can you act now
BITCH!" Then, I'd probably have make up sex with them
- When some fucker is telling me his plans to murder the main character,
hell, that's when you stab him in the gut with a chair or test tube or
something, these shows are so unrealistic!
- Commercials - they always seem to come up when the main character is dying
or in a crisis situation, maybe if the commercials were not there the fucking
guy wouldn't have to deal with the torture or pain! Damn Cell Phone
commercials kill everyone!
I hate TV....