GROUPIES FOR HIRE! (FAINTING ON CUE COSTS EXTRA)
What makes the late-night racket even more obnoxious? This starstruck mob has been handpicked and paid for by companies whose sole purpose is to manufacture fandom for moments like these. This is guerrilla marketing at its fakest.
Be warned, however, that fainting on cue and throwing flowers will cost you extra — 200 yuan in China ($30), to be exact.