Guess who the Tea Party wants to primary John McCain? Go on, guess
- Tea Partiers â€” by which I mean the Most Patriotic American People Whoever Lived And That Includes the Founding Fathers Who Didnâ€™t Make Guns The First Amendment Because They Were RINOâ€™s â€” are not happy with Arizona Senator and President in Exile John McCain at all. They donâ€™t like John McCain, probably because he isnâ€™t on TV enough yelling about illegal President Thugbama, and definitely because he hangs out too much with that maybe-homosexual boy from South Carolina. You know the one Iâ€™m talking about. Yeah, that guy.