You’re More Likely to Be Killed By Brain-Eating Parasites Than Terrorists
- Approximately 1,000 Americans die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation. So you’re 59 times more likely to kill yourself doing weird, kinky things than at the hands of a terrorist.
Some 450 Americans die each year when they fall out of bed, 26 times more than are killed by terrorists.
Americans are scared old women that see bogeymen under their beds.