Holy Bible: Revised Neocon Edition
- This translation of the Bible was written by God, the real One, not that one who sits in the street screaming at passersby about the aliens who stole his underwear. It takes into account the greatest findings from such reputable Neocon scholars as Rush Limbaugh, Ronald Reagan, Hot Mama, and 50 cent. It speaks to our generation in a manner which no other translation can, because it has pop-up features. It is also known as the Apocalypse Book.