Kids! Accept Jesus Christ ... and Get a Free PlayStation 3!
- Hey kids! If your Mom and Dad canít get you a PlayStation 3 for Christmas, you can still get one FOR FREE! Have you ever heard of Jesus Christ? Well, Heís heard of you! And He wants you to have all the cool toys your parents are too cheap to buy! In fact, the Lord Jesus is very upset with your parents that they wonít give you all the latest stuff that every kid in America deserves! And Jesus has got your back, because He is your homeboy! If youíve never heard of Jesus, He is an invisible cloud-dwelling deity (infinite lives!) who loves you very much and wants nothing more than to give you a free PlayStation 3!