A house without a cat is not a home
- Dogs think they're human. Cats know they are.
Dogs have owners; cats have staff.
Dogs see God in their owner. Cats see God in a mirror.
Every dog has his day, but the nights belong to cats.
Everybody wants to be a cat.
Help! I've got a cat in my lap and I can't get up.
How come our cat runs the house but pays no bills?
Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats.
Humans exist so cats will have someone to pet them.
Humans: Creatures subservient to cats.
I am Cat of Borg. We will assimilate your shiny things.