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Sarah Palin: Our First Deather - So you're sick and tired of the birthers, those who claim that Obama was born on the planet Zohar and does not meet the Constitution's born in America qualifications for the presidency. Well folks, I propose an entirely new group for you to deal with -- the "deathers." These are folks like Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity who are trying to scare us to death. I'm one guy who doesn't scare easy but I sure don't want to be sent to that big bench in the sky before my time by some health care group run by Nurse Nancy -- a notorious, pot-smoking, San Franciscan, hippie serial killer of the elderly, according to the deathers. Now, I don't believe that President Obama is planning to have such a panel -- he's got a tough, cagey old mother-in-law living in the White House to keep him in his place -- but I worry about Sarah Palin if she should come to power. Let's face it -- Pa-lin...Sta-lin -- connect the dots, America. What more in the way of proof do you need? As Mayor of Wasilla, which spelled backward in Aleutian its Allisaw, which means Death lover or deather, our Sarah would keep a jar on her desk with the names of all the town residents in it. Every day she would pick a name at random from that jar and give them a friendly phone call. "How am I doing?" she would ask or rather "How'm I doin'?" Who knows the fate of those who replied, "You could do a lot better." Never heard from again.
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danomil Wrote the following on 12/07/2009 6:33 PM :
pot/kettle/black from the great liar/distortion hate monger & bigot/racist of all time on this blog, neocon--get real


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