Sarah Palin - Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks
- Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current governor of Alaska, former Republican vice presidential candidate, a compulsive breeder, and a major lady dick.The only thing Sarah Palin seems to enjoy more than having children is giving those children ridiculous names and inadequate sex education.Palin served as both a city councilor and mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, a nightmare of suburban sprawl located in the armpit of the stateâ€™s two major highways. Somehow, she was elected governor of Alaska in 2006, not only becoming the first woman, but also the hottest chick ever to hold the office.On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain performed perhaps the greatest political mindfuck in American history by announcing that he had chosen Sarah Palin as his running mate. Palin celebrated by ovulating.Sarah Palin was helped inordinately by the fact that no one knew anything about her or Alaska, and probably never really will. Regardless of whether she was a disastrous pick for the McCampaign, Sarah Palin is a total MILF.