SARAH PALIN'S NEW JOB
- WASILLA, AK â€“ Sarah Palin resigned as Governor of Alaska last week. In a startling press conference, she has revealed her new mission: hunting Bigfoot.Sarah Palin has officially resigned as Governor of Alaska, in a move she swears has nothing to do with an ongoing police investigation. Residents of the state, in an outpouring of support, took to the streets waving signs saying â€śWe Love You Sarah!â€ť and pictures of bikini models with her face glued on. Palin gave her last speech as Governor in her favorite bar; out of respect, hot wings were half off for the next hour.