PALIN TO DUMP McCAIN FROM TICKET
- Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin announced today that she has asked top GOP officials to fire John McCain as the GOP presidential candidate. "He has served his country well," Palin told a cheering overflow crowd in this southwestern Indiana city, "but he is starting to drag down my numbers, so he'll have to go. To make sure he's gone," she said, "I'll offer a hundred dollars to the first person to shoot him and bring me his cut off right hand â€“ just kidding. I don't need to see the hand, a faxed picture will do."