Holy Crap, The National Enquirer May Have It Right (Again)! « Gripedujour
- Couple days back a story broke that hot and slutty VP choice Sarah Palin had an affair with one of her husbands former business partners. McCain threatened big time, rich boy legal shit and pretended it was all bullshit. Now comes word that this â€śex-business partnerâ€ť has just filed an emergency motion to have his divorce records sealed! Yikes!Skeletons much, bitch? The drama we all loved for years has been canceled. â€śThe Clintonsâ€ť will no longer be seen on this channel so that we may bring you the never-ending escapades of Americaâ€™s newest white-trash political family, â€śThe Palinsâ€ťâ€” Stay Tuned for More Big Shit.