Man sues Obama because he didn't get text message
- Manley Scott, a 39 year old out of work bricklayer has filed suit against Barack Obama because he didn't get a text message announcing Joe Biden as the Illinois Senator's running mate. "I signed up with Obama's website in good faith," Scott said, "and I stayed up all night, but no call, no text. Imagine my horror when that pimply faced Turner kid from next door who was mowing my lawn told me it was Biden.""This a classic example of a bait and switch, three card monty type of ponzi scheme," said Stanley Carson III, Scott's lawyer. Carson, who was the attorney for Paula Jones in her suit against President Clinton said, "Manley did everything he was supposed to do. Now through gross negligence, Obama has caused great emotional stress to Mr. Scott. I am not sure my client could go back to work even if he could find a job."