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Check out their profiles. This is hilarious!
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Insurgents Available For Immediate Adoption:
Name: Yahoodi Msafer
Age: x
Language(s) Spoken: Arabic
Detained For: Unspecified grounds by way of information
Speaks English: No
Countries of Origin: Saudi Arabia by nationality, but they won’t take him back. He was picked up in Afghanistan.
Special Skills: He can herd goats very well and has worked with trained shepherd dogs. May also be proficient with small game milking.
About Him: This terrorist has been nearly a model inmate, even though he keeps bowing to pray to a false god at predictable times during the day. If you really want to mess with him, change the time on your clocks and see what he does!
His Dreams: According to his interpreter, the one thing he dreams most of is finding a new home. Not sure about the translation but it’s either “a new home” or “to go home”, but probably the former, because his old home was probably akin to a topographic anus in the worst bleached sector of nowhere.
From
Daily Contempt
