Americans protecting the rights of Guatanamo Bay detainees
- Start working with the U.S Government to protect the Constitutional rights of Guantanamo Bay detainees and captured Enemy Combatants today.
Check out their profiles. This is hilarious!
Insurgents Available For Immediate Adoption:
Name: Yahoodi Msafer
Language(s) Spoken: Arabic
Detained For: Unspecified grounds by way of information
Speaks English: No
Countries of Origin: Saudi Arabia by nationality, but they won’t take him back. He was picked up in Afghanistan.
Special Skills: He can herd goats very well and has worked with trained shepherd dogs. May also be proficient with small game milking.
About Him: This terrorist has been nearly a model inmate, even though he keeps bowing to pray to a false god at predictable times during the day. If you really want to mess with him, change the time on your clocks and see what he does!
His Dreams: According to his interpreter, the one thing he dreams most of is finding a new home. Not sure about the translation but it’s either “a new home” or “to go home”, but probably the former, because his old home was probably akin to a topographic anus in the worst bleached sector of nowhere.
From Daily Contempt