Cats and Beards
- nterpretation 1. Cats do not like men with long beards, especially long dark beards. 2. Cats are indifferent to men with shorter beards. 3. Cats are confused and/or disturbed by men with beards that are incomplete (e.g., Bork) and to a lesser degree by men whose beards have missing parts (e.g., Crafts).