Talking dog stops Illuminati ax-man
- "I started to believe I was the Antichrist and Adam, as in Adam and Eve," he said. "I was pedigree and I outranked the planet. There was a conspiracy to amend the United States Constitution using me as a pedigree to cause a civil war."
As a carpet-cleaner, he said, he believed many customers were part of the Illuminati, and were talking to him in a second language which only he could understand. When he went to clean Susan Wallace's carpets, he came to believe that she was his real mother disguised via plastic surgery, and that his mother Lois had been replaced by an alien shapeshifter.