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Red State Beauties - A dating blog for Neocons.
From Roddy

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NeoCon Wrote the following on 05/18/2006 10:33 AM :
I've lived in Blue States and Red States, and I can categorically state that the women in Red States are not only more beautiful, they are much nicer. Roddy can stay home with Barbara Streisand.


Juniper Wrote the following on 05/18/2006 2:54 PM :
I don't know what you guys see in girls!


Roddy Wrote the following on 05/18/2006 11:57 PM :
They look nice. But then they talk.


Golly Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 09:20 AM :
I'd take a run at a few of them. Large girls are good in bed, know why? Because they have to be. On man, Golly's hot this morning!!


Golly Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 09:27 AM :
"I don't know what you guys see in girls!"

Oh boy, here we go. Okay:

1) Limited hair on their ass.

2) Tits, boobs, jigglies.

3) They like to lick Mr. Microphone.

4) Nipples.

5) They don't have dicks.

6) Their boobs get bigger when they are pregnant.

7) Many like tuna.

8) They look much cooler than guys when they jump on a trampolene.

9) They usually won't grab the last beer in the fridge.


Golly Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 2:33 PM :
Man, you have issues. Go take a run at the lady next door. Give her one for Golly.


Juniper Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 2:34 PM :
She has no beer in the fridge either Golly


Golly Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 2:37 PM :
Do you have a beer in the fridge? I just made another ass joke. Golly is hot all day.


Juniper Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 2:52 PM :
Nope, no beer in the fridge ... Number 9 ... LOL


Surfer Wrote the following on 05/19/2006 3:37 PM :
5. They don't have dicks.

Funny you should mention that..... You'll see in a week or so... *chuckle*

By the way, have ya considered that women look better in women's and men's clothing than most men look in men's clothing. Let's not consider men in women's clothing *shiver*


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