How To Become An Assassin - Codewolf Systems, Inc.

How To Become An Assassin - This file is being produced to help the members of the underground in their search for knowledge and an equal world of eqaul opportunities. The material in this manual is to help those previosly stated move without being noticed, escape capture, and many other aspects that will aid in their work. This manual is by no means able to replace proper teaching. Joining a martial arts club is a very good way to produce the many skills needed in successful hand to hand combat.
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Agent 77 Wrote the following on 06/11/2006 3:02 PM :
i am twelve yrs old i have made my decision i want to be an assassin can you

give my the tools

codewolf Wrote the following on 06/11/2006 7:59 PM :
You probably need psychological help.

Snowman Wrote the following on 06/28/2006 04:12 AM :
I am 22 years old and have become bored with all personal ties. College has given me little information i do not already know about many things in life. I would like a change in vocation. Please send me any information about managers in the area of Orange County for assassins training and/or contract info.

Snowman

Snowman Wrote the following on 06/28/2006 04:14 AM :
my email is graham_v2002@yahoo.com. Please contact ASAP.

Thank You

ninja89 Wrote the following on 06/30/2006 09:33 AM :
hey im 15 my email is stukov@comcast.net send it here im already decked outi n ninja gear.

Ad Wrote the following on 07/02/2006 09:56 AM :
You dont want to be one - first rule of assassination is kill the assassin

assassin328 Wrote the following on 07/10/2006 12:38 AM :
i'm fifteen years of age and would like to explore the life of an assassin

scyco92@hotmail.com

Lavitavinci Wrote the following on 07/15/2006 02:23 AM :
Let's see, I've always wanted to be an assassin. Assassins have always facinated me and I've felt for a long time that this could be my calling. If you have any information you can send me, please send it to lavitavinci@aim.com

Thank you.

Hunter Wrote the following on 07/16/2006 10:37 AM :
Some of you want to be Assassins, i can help you, from personal experience i can tell you that it is not an easy life, but if you are sure this is the path you want to take, then i can help, i have information on everything, and i know of many groups looking for new members. If you are 100% sure without a doubt that this is the life for you, then contact me, if not forget about me.

goken24@hotmail.com

Hunter

Nick Wrote the following on 07/22/2006 5:46 PM :
How much do you get paid?

MIsent Wrote the following on 08/09/2006 9:23 PM :
I am lost. YOU people know that its not the money right? I mean quit watching the movies. THEY are not real. Anyone who knows about this life will tell you, When you start off, there is no way you can get rich and have all that bullshit. I can tell you through experence that your first few jobs will only make you the same amount of money as your average after highschool worker.

Angelina Wrote the following on 08/13/2006 6:42 PM :
I am 14 going on 15. For the past few years, i've had a fasination for assassins. I would like all the imformation you can give on them, like training camps. Things like that. I would greatly appreciate it. E-mail me at

Starcluster4@aol.com

Um... Wrote the following on 08/29/2006 2:05 PM :
I think some peolpe have been watching Scarface, The Godfather, and Kill Bill a little bit too much......

Superb buster Wrote the following on 08/31/2006 7:10 PM :
I am 15 and i have nothing to live for. life is boring. i want to become an assassin and kill some people. if i die, atleast i know that i actually did something with my life. i suck at school, and i just fucking hate my life. please some one help me.

Brado Wrote the following on 08/31/2006 7:13 PM :
Are you fo real Hunter?

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 09/01/2006 02:35 AM :
Dear Superb buster, send a PM to NeoCon, maybe he wants to use you for target practice!

Dear Brado ... what do you think?

Nathan Wrote the following on 09/01/2006 2:23 PM :
I'm 13 and after recently watching a few films about assassination, I have been really interested in becoming one. I train against invisible enemies with my mums kitchen knife, cutting myself only once (a little cut). Apart from that, my whole day is as if I am an assassin, imagining I am one, looking out for people to kill. Also, I have been looking on Ebay for samurai swords, even if I am not allowed one. Some people may say I need help, mentally, and some may even understand me. It's not just the killing that intruiges me, it is also the money. For something that is so easy, but still, you are payed thousands. I don't know whether this is a phase, or it is serious, but somebody, who knows, I may be killing you...

NOT_Shadow Wrote the following on 09/11/2006 12:58 AM :
Heh heh... All of you little children watching movies about the glory and riches of being a killer. My tip to you, is go hunting; normal, animal hunting. If you find it hard to pull the trigger and end the life of an innocent little animal... you need to change your mind entirely. If you become an assassin, you'll be taking the lives of people. They will have families and friends that will miss them and mourn them, and you will most likely witness that; not many can handle that. Starting into the occupation, most either are killed by much more experianced workers, or even the targets themselves. Some take their own lives after witnessing what they have done. So in general, if your some little child who dreams of becoming a hollywood assassin, your dreams are nonexistant. Get a job, and stop bothering the serious contacts.

Blue Wrote the following on 09/13/2006 3:27 PM :
I knew there were some deluded people in world (possible higher concentration on net) but this is ridiculous. Either very funny joke or some disturbed kids out there try watching care bears or if your are so sadistic kill your teacher, yeah killl everybody... wait those were movies hmm. Yes becuase if killers got that much money they could afford to buy better lawyers.

petr_griffen Wrote the following on 09/16/2006 03:21 AM :
hi i was interested in the hunt and wondering if you could give me some info on locations and the possibility of working for foreign government

Pat pat Wrote the following on 09/26/2006 09:28 AM :
Well.......... Thats how you must start young but its not for the faint of heart good luck to those new ones

Someone Wrote the following on 10/01/2006 8:46 PM :
You ppl have no idea... what kind of life it is to be the assassin.

innuendo Wrote the following on 10/04/2006 00:00 AM :
have any of u accucally killed any thing not including insects or fish

*(with ur bare hands)*

NOT_tom Wrote the following on 10/06/2006 9:12 PM :
I'm ready to become an assassin, take your pick!

Pat pat Wrote the following on 10/07/2006 01:46 AM :
Okay well i must say that you need to seriously think about it, it is not something that one just jumps into and odds are most of you guys that want to do it wont like it, you realy need to be cold and you cant live a normal life

Pawlous Wrote the following on 10/15/2006 2:50 PM :
I am ready to kill. I am not sick or crazy. I know what i want and i wan to become an assassin. You can't change my wishes but you can help me. I would be greatful for informations my e-mail is: iron_imp@wp.pl

Pawlous Wrote the following on 10/15/2006 2:52 PM :
sory the e-mail is iron_imp@op.pl ;-) little mistake

Someone Wrote the following on 10/31/2006 3:33 PM :
I have a feeling that most people who say they want to be assassins are just looking at how cool it would be to kill for money, and that it is not a life of running, hiding, and waiting for the target to present an opening. i say get some realistic dreams. like going out for the Navy SEALs, or the like, they are the type of assassins that you would want to be, if anything. look up the Phenoix Project, Vietnam War. or read the book "SEAL" by Lt. Cmdr. Michale J. Walsh USN Ret.

elite666 Wrote the following on 11/07/2006 7:26 PM :
i'm 15 and would like to exploer the life of an assassin

elite666 Wrote the following on 11/07/2006 7:30 PM :
my email is melanierdt@msn.com pleasecontact emidiately

elite666 Wrote the following on 11/07/2006 7:46 PM :
if you have any info please contact ASAP

melanierdt@msn.com

F Wrote the following on 11/12/2006 6:35 PM :
Nobody here has the guts to kill anybody. I am a US Marine Corps. Sniper. I would know.

Pat pat Wrote the following on 11/14/2006 00:08 AM :
Oh come on f i they want to be let them

Pat pat Wrote the following on 11/14/2006 00:09 AM :
Oh come on f if they want to be let them

X Wrote the following on 11/22/2006 12:34 AM :
First of all (from bottom to top), Pat pat, there is no way F could actually STOP them from being one.

But second of all, i agree with F. None of you would have the guts to kill someone, not even wound them. And if you managed to kill one, you would be swamped with guilt for the rest of your life, and quit the job. Come on. Most of you are only 14 or 15. You still have a whole life ahead of you, but only you can mess it up for yourself. Be a lawyer, or a real estate agent, but for gods sake, quit these childish dreams of being an assassin.

Thirdly, dont believe everything you see in movies.

Fourthly, an assassin of any kind must be in top condition (Fit, lots of stamina, strong) and a good shooter, fighter, and able to blend in with your environment, otherwise known as stealth. And for some strange reason, I dont think anyone here who wants to be one fits in with any of those catagories. Sure, you get training and all, but as i said before, could you really bring yourself round to ending the life of a human being, just like yourself?

Fifthly, you are kidding me, right? You think assassins and ninjas are the same? Assassins are people paid to kill someone, or in some cases, sabotage or steal something, in the most effiecient way they can. Not creeping around throwing smokescreen bombs and blowing darts through blowpipes. Try a sniper positioned on a low rooftop with an easy getaway route, and you might be closer to the truth. Ninjitsu is a tiny bit like yoga. Sure, you wear black costumes to make yourself less visible, and learn how to fight and all that, but you arent expected to actually use it in real life. It is designed as a way to release your inner self, to learn calmness to its highest point. A hyperactive teenager wouldnt stand a chance in a ninjitsu class. So if someone says the word "assassin" to you, dont think he means a ninja creeping around in the dark and crawling across ceilings, slitting peoples throats, because all that is a load of bull. Or maybe you should think that. Maybe he is as foolish as you are.

And finally, A TEXTBOOK?!?!?! you are joking, right? a text book wouldnt help you jack shit! Anyone can read a book, but you need a trained professional to help you throw knives, or do karate. Are you really naive enough to believe that if someones sends you a text book on "How to Be an Assassin", by reading the book you will become an assassin? Assassination training takes months, years, and cannot be obtained by a simple piece of text. Following the steps in it will only prove that you are even more of a fool that I expected.

That is all the ranting advice I can possibly give right now, but you are all very silly if you still want to be a ninja-like assassin. Or just very twisted.

Rykimaru Wrote the following on 11/29/2006 7:31 PM :
I know most people see these movie and games and expect its so easy.. i know it aint.. and i know that if i do get trained i have very high possiblity in dying before 15.. but im willing to take that risk.. im looking for a trainer. Im still looking up stuff on training ... and learning pressure points and Hand-to-hand combat techniques. I do know u never go somwhere were u can only have one escape route. and u attack with full force and never hold back.. the person u are assasinating is trying to kill u.. Its either The Target dies........ OR U DIE

Golly Wrote the following on 11/29/2006 8:18 PM :
Holy shit. I thought I had issues.

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 11/30/2006 05:00 AM :
You have Golly!

Someone Wrote the following on 12/03/2006 5:32 PM :
An assassin... ha ha ha ... join the army if u want to kill people. Think again.

X Wrote the following on 12/08/2006 5:26 PM :
Look, Rykimaru, weren't you paying attention to what I wrote? No one will want to either train a 15-year-old (or younger) or hire them as an assassin. It is far more useful to hire a trained assassin in his late-twenties or older than a wannabe teen. Someone (the person) is right, you should just join the army when you are old enough if you still desperately wish to KILL people, MURDER a person with a family, loved ones, children. A life that is no lesser in value than your own. I hope you realise what you are dealing with. That man you are about to shoot, strangle, poison or other, could just as well be your father. You are not just killing a man, but condemning his loved ones to a life of mourning. If he is a father, but the mother is dead, the children would become underfed orphans in an orphanage of some sort. THAT COULD JUST AS WELL BE YOU. His wife could even commit suicide from the shock and loss. THAT COULD BE YOUR FATHER KILLED, AND MOTHER SUICIDAL. You are not just pulling a trigger on a stick of metal. You are not ending something. You are beginning a life of guilty conscience.

Rykimaru, I am not making fun of you. This is a deadly serious thing you are talking about. There are a million reasons why a perfectly good life like your own should not be wasted on something like assassination. Torture after capture is one. A lonely life of lies is another. In movies, the man the assassin kills is often depicted as a "Bad Guy". That is rarely ever true. Instead, that person is simply an innocent man who got in the way, or knew too much, or even annoyed the client who is paying you. Rykimaru, this is a phase you will hopefully grow out of. I sincerly hope so, for your sake. I have seen too many young lives going to waste in chase of a crazy and frankly stupid dream. Do not become one of these people.

Sincerely, with your best interests at heart,

Dragonaxe Wrote the following on 12/12/2006 6:41 PM :
I'm interested in being an assassin of sorts. however i want to join the Marine Corps. I'd like some info on how i can be both if at all possible. Recon? Force Recon? thanks for anyone who can help.

Email - dave_is_dragonaxe@yahoo.com

- Dragonaxe

Dragonaxe Wrote the following on 12/12/2006 6:45 PM :
After finally reading x's comment. i think i'll just stick to Force Recon if i make the cut. Thanks

-Dragonaxe

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 12/13/2006 03:23 AM :
You'll have to ask "knack" he's an expert on this, he claims to be one ...

Wake_up_call Wrote the following on 12/14/2006 07:21 AM :
most of you people dont really understand what an assassin is. an assassin is usually a man specifically chosen from some branch of the special forces, who is then trained in assassination procedures, he only ever operates for the government.

most of you people are kids, who probably watched the bourne identity to much, non of you have even the slightest chance of becoming an assassin.

but the way most of you are talking, really the only thing you could become in this area is a MOB Hitman, and those type of people are just some thug who was given a gun and a couple of grand to kill some guy, who new to much etc etc.

Someone mentioned join the army, yeah, do that, even have a bash at the special forces, thats your best oppertunity at having even the slightest chance to kill someone, and guess what you'll get a yearly salary for it to. But there is no assassin school out there that'll recruit 14/15 year old kids to train them as assassins. thats a dead end dream.

Stay in school, get an education, join the army, the marines, the rangers, whatever, because really, at the end of the day, if you want to kill someone, the military is your only shot.

Rykimaru Wrote the following on 12/14/2006 5:57 PM :
I was wondering X are u a assasin?

Info Wrote the following on 12/21/2006 3:02 PM :
I want to be an assassin. I made up my mind and I want to kill. But I need major info on everything. so please e-mail me at dark_Assassin08@hush.ai. I also have been training with a black belt but I need more, where to find jobs, weapons, and above all else training . thank you.

Lukia Wrote the following on 12/21/2006 5:15 PM :
yes I have hunted for what Ive wanted and am I cold blooded enough to do whats need .. yes

Could I kill someone in cold blood? Yes

Do I look like someone who could kill? No lmao

Lukia Wrote the following on 12/21/2006 5:21 PM :
ohh and two would I feel guilt? no actually I wouldn't

Am I young? no Im not im 28

Yes I can switch my emotions from hot to cold

Could I look someone in the eye even someone I love and hurt them physically .. Yes

I hear the posts from others and I think its more the excitement but hurting someone who you love or even like is never easy unless you can turn your emotions off.

Have I ever regreted what I have done .. no not really because I can switch my emotions off and once I do whatever emotion I feel for that person is gone.

Have I tried it? Yes and it does work

Man with no name Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 1:08 PM :
I have killed someone while serving in the forces out in Bosnia on ops.

It was very exciting and wat a rush!

I shot him from 300metres in the right eye perfect shot, you could see the back of his head explode through the telescopic site.

I have always thought of being a contract killer as i got a buzz from doing the guy over.

any info would be nice

Al Qaida Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 1:59 PM :
Give us a call, we can always use a good sniper! Place the following ad in the personals of the NYT after 01-21-07.

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You will hear from us.

Juniper Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 2:33 PM :
Wonder how many idiots will place this ad LOL

Darkkirby Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 5:59 PM :
Can some people give me some info on becomin an assassin and traning 4 it in the uk. I'm 14 and i've been in the army for 2 years don't ask how. My email is: Darkkirby56@googlemail.com and info would be helpful.

To become an assasin Wrote the following on 12/31/2006 7:24 PM :
To become a good assasin, you have a few things to master....

[B]1. Learn how to live without any visible income.

2. Learn everything there is to know about stealth & illusion

3. Learn all you can about the art of untracable killing techniques

4. NEVER ever get caught![/B]

M1KE Wrote the following on 12/31/2006 7:38 PM :
I had that shit wrong all along. I would have thought the thing that would really top the list would be "Learn how to fucking kill someone". I'll never be an assassin as this rate.

lone wolf Wrote the following on 01/01/2007 1:46 PM :
THE TOP TEN ASSASSIN MOVIES

10. GROSSE POINT BLANK

9.THE MATADOR

8.COLLATERAL

7.SHOGUN ASSASSIN

6.KILL BILL VOL 2

5.HUNTED

4.LINE OF FIRE

3.DAY OF THE JACKAL

2.MUNICH

1.BOURNE IDENTITY

WITH OUT A DOUT IT IS THE BEST ASSASSIN FILM BOURNE IDENTITY SHOWS

WHAT A TRUE ASSASSIN IS, A SUPER ATHLETE WHO DEPENDS ON HIS WITS RATHER THAN GADGETS (JAMES BOND) TO SURVIVE AND TO BE ONE STEP AHEAD OF HIS ENEMIE AT ALL TIMES.

Rykimaru Wrote the following on 01/02/2007 01:56 AM :
Can a guy thats alergic to penutbutter die from penuts.. ROMFFLOALAIPCWBMMFG.. hahahaha

Someone Wrote the following on 01/02/2007 01:57 AM :
Rolling On Muther F****** Floor Laughing Out As Lound As I Possibly Can Without Burtsting My Muther F****** Gut... BEAT THAT

Someone Wrote the following on 01/02/2007 01:59 AM :
ROMFLLOALAIMFCWBMGADFSMMFBLDTSTDFSMB... HAHAHAHA... figure it out and contact me

1st SFO Detach D Wrote the following on 01/04/2007 02:22 AM :
its really easy to just to decide and say i wanna be an assassin or contract killer or whatever you consider the politically correct term for an employed killer but the life of a killer is hard and thats exactly what you are its not about what you are though its what you do it for in this case it was our country. if you want to actually want to lead such a life my greatest suggestion join the military to do such operations youll have to go through extensive training like survival, evasion, resistance, and escape (SERE) and (HALO) high altitude low opening, (HAHO) high altitude high opening, go to fort bragg for unconventional warfare training, in special cases quantico virginia the marine corp combat center where you can spend up to 4 yrs perfecting (MIC-MAC) its a combination of about 10 different martail arts mixed with street fighting and thats not even all the training you have to go through you still have the indoc program from whatever Special Operations unit you joined depending on what branch your in but if you can make it through indoc and the unit's advanced individual training program (AIT) but you make the same amount of money except for the bonuses your given for special training.bonuses arent given in the marine corp (useful info). but it pays back in the end well for most part if you decide to leave the miltiary after your service term is over if you are well rounded and have a good bit of experience youll probably be approached by the CIA or NSA one of the government branches of security or you can work under these branches as a private contractor for mercenary work or a private trainer for a fresh soldier right out of the military with no experience but private contracting is where the big money comes from but if you become a private contractor your not in it for the money by that time but if your really serious about it and you are at the age of 18-35 than contact me at x1n5urg3ntx@yahoo.com and i can help you find a recruiter by the way dear god all of the geeks please stop trying to look cool like you know what your talking about your cheesy as shit.

SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/04/2007 06:23 AM :
Yup the army wants recruits any old way!

1st SFO Detach D Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 00:13 AM :
not this kind of army

1st SFO Detach D Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 02:39 AM :
whoever decided to post under al qaida for a sniper shouldve been hung for treason hippie goat fucker theres thousands of men dying all over the middle east for you to post some ignorant shit like that be glad im not apart of the NSA i would kill you for conspiracy against the united states chicken shit bastard god i hate the internet

Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 03:28 AM :
Nobody is dying in the middle east for "our" freedom. They are dying so certain groups can have huge profits.

M1KE Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 09:02 AM :
Profits huh? Where the fuck are they? Indepedendent studies have shown that the only profits the oil company's are making is from our wallet. So where's that oil going? Certainly not hte fucking US. Use you're fucking brain for miore than a damned paper weight.

SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 09:22 AM :
Mhmm who was talking about oil ... how about weapon dealers/manufacturors ...

M1KE Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 10:49 AM :
No fucking body needs to send troops to the Middle East in order to sell arms you dumbshit.

Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 11:45 AM :
The us weapon manufacturors will not agree with you ... nothing like a good old war!

Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 11:47 AM :
haliburton agrees with me!

Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 12:44 AM :
You have no idea what is war !

Jenna Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 02:24 AM :
hey, I'm 17 and I want to know how to be an assassin. lacet.rouge@hotmail.com is my e-mail

1st SFO Detach D Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 03:05 AM :
Someone sounds like they didnt completely read my post i never said a thing about fighting for freedom i said people were dying and those men and women have to go there no matter what anyone says or does im sorry its not my decision that anyone goes to warits their decision to sign the dotted line and its our governments decision to deploy them into hostile but george bush says lets reload and put a hell of alot more people on the lines i say take a few and just turn them into terrorist and drop them of somewhere work their ways into middle eastern society and do to them what they did to us but its kinda hard when you have the enemy using innocent people as human shields and yeah i do say weve over stayed our welcome but we havent taken out the terrorist organization we went to take out which still leaves them open to try and destroy this country and the last thing i dont believe anyone has room to talk about war unless they were in one a little hypocritical dont you think and by no means do i support any government official that makes profit off of war but i dont care how many independent studies anyones looked at your not a part of the government and no matter what you say or what you do you should always stick by your countrys side and if you dont like what it does than let your country know thats what i think is the problem you let your officials do things you dont like and never let yourself be heard so obviously you dont care to take the time out of your day but have meaningless arguments about it which get you no where at all and have no point because you arent able to make these decisions from your country by the way what your all talking about is the military industrial complex which Dwight D. Eisenhower warned us about in his farewell speech to the us as its president

Someone Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 05:47 AM :
Ever heard of punctuation? makes it easier to read drivel

STEAL Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 5:08 PM :
you people who say that these are just kids with ambitions from movies are fuking right. youre just fukin idiots. if you realy do want to become an assassin then become a free runner first and free your body of remorse guilt and pride.

LU Wrote the following on 01/11/2007 10:32 AM :
NO OFFENCE TO X BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHIG ARE YOU AN ASSASSIN OR SUMMIT COZ YOU SEEM TO NO ALOT AND YOU PAT, JUS WUNDERIN I WANT A LIFE OF ADVENTURE - I DONT WANA BE IN THE ARMY OR ANYTHING PLUS I HAVE LOOKED INTO IT AND GIRLS CANT BE SNIPERS OR ANYTHING ELSE WITH ADVENTURE INVOLVED - IS THERE SUCH THING AS SECRET AGENTS AND ALL THAT ?????????????/

bluesiberian Wrote the following on 01/19/2007 7:05 PM :
remember this name because it is what i use...and its never been use ever...(unlease someone want to be a copy...which is not cool) well anyway i have my problems as do everyone else, and hate the world (people/humans) even my kin with a passion and wont to be....lets say a judge of there soul i wont to rid of them... now if this is actually a good resource on assassination you need to e-mail me other then that lead me to a source or tell what you know... www.shadowfirehf@yahoo.com

X Wrote the following on 01/21/2007 9:18 PM :
I have been away recently, and only just got back. I was checking up on my emails and the like, and spotted this page on my bookmarks, and decided to check if any of you were still homocidal maniacs (what a joy my life is). Seems there is no shortage of you:

bluesiberian Wrote the following on 01/19/2007 7:05 PM :

remember this name because it is what i use...and its never been use ever...(unlease someone want to be a copy...which is not cool) well anyway i have my problems as do everyone else, and hate the world (people/humans) even my kin with a passion and wont to be....lets say a judge of there soul i wont to rid of them... now if this is actually a good resource on assassination you need to e-mail me other then that lead me to a source or tell what you know... www.shadowfirehf@yahoo.com

To become an assasin Wrote the following on 12/31/2006 7:24 PM :

To become a good assasin, you have a few things to master....

[B]1. Learn how to live without any visible income.

2. Learn everything there is to know about stealth & illusion

3. Learn all you can about the art of untracable killing techniques

4. NEVER ever get caught![/B]

Yes, well, enough said. Then i spotted a couple of comments asking me how I know so much:

LU Wrote the following on 01/11/2007 10:32 AM :

NO OFFENCE TO X BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHIG ARE YOU AN ASSASSIN OR SUMMIT COZ YOU SEEM TO NO ALOT AND YOU PAT, JUS WUNDERIN I WANT A LIFE OF ADVENTURE - I DONT WANA BE IN THE ARMY OR ANYTHING PLUS I HAVE LOOKED INTO IT AND GIRLS CANT BE SNIPERS OR ANYTHING ELSE WITH ADVENTURE INVOLVED - IS THERE SUCH THING AS SECRET AGENTS AND ALL THAT ?????????????/

"You seem to know a lot." What, you think after everything I just told you, I'm stupid enough to be an assassin? What I'm telling you should be obvious to every human being on the planet. I do not know a lot. On the contrary, it is a lot of you who know too little. Some of you will read this, and write "x u r a fukin hippi u fukker u probalbi think war is bad and shit lyk that go hug a tree u mutha fukker" or something unintelligent and rude like that. I grew out of the stage where that kind of unintelligent rabble affected me years ago.

Now, as I seem to be doing quite a bit on this website, I will answer some questions.

LU, why can't girls be snipers, or "anything else with adventure involved" as you put it? Surely that is just sexist rabble? Girls are weaker than men (not sexism, but a proven fact), but are by no means more stupid than men.

Is there such a thing as Secret Agents? Yes, every major country has their own secret service (MI5, KGB, etc.). Not the whole James Bond facade, but men (and occaisonally woman) who pretend to be on the enemy's side to gain military informationl. Spies, they are labelled. But "Secret Agents" are also assassins, thieves, and cryptologists, or 'code-breakers'.

Sincerely,

Pat pat Wrote the following on 01/23/2007 08:10 AM :
Just to add to x 70% of the worlds best assassins are female and secondly do you ppl understand how big the universe is and out of all of that you whear born see how amazinly unlikly it is that you are alive and the same applies to your 'mark' now try to come to terms with that - murder of the liveing is tragic but murder of the idea is unforgivable - you are removeing a mind from the world

SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/23/2007 08:21 AM :
Well said Pat pat ... say that to the neo-cons and the fundamentalists (any religion) ... (now there are minds the world wouldn't mind having removed)

Pat pat Wrote the following on 01/23/2007 08:30 AM :
Oh by the way all you guys that are so depressed get over yourselvs you dont comprehend what you are doing, to be an assassin you must understand lifes value and rarity and not its value in money besids all assassins hear know that at most 2 of you will survive past six months so dont trust them they are looking for disposables although as i said its best to start young oh well whats done is done

darkness phoenix Wrote the following on 01/28/2007 10:33 PM :
im 16 and wanting to learn how to become an assassin. i want to learn more about it and no im not depressed so dont ask that. 2 many ppl ask tht b/c no 1 can tell what i feel. im cold and heartless when i want or need to be. so ne one who is willin to help email me

harleyqueen4ever@mindspring.com

please dont ask about the email address

indred cold Wrote the following on 02/13/2007 12:14 AM :
hmmm, x mil mr.X? all i do is try to live my life as comfortably and exitingly as i can. and being an assassin does that for me.

indred cold Wrote the following on 02/13/2007 12:16 AM :
reach me at this email

corban_allen@yahoo.com to trade info and secrets.....and maybe learn something.

Someone Wrote the following on 02/16/2007 06:55 AM :
i am twenty and very interested in becoming an assassin. my email jimothyeatworld@hotmail.com

sk e Wrote the following on 02/16/2007 4:00 PM :
17 interested in becoming an assassin, email tigerwolf6@hotmail.com

thugnazty Wrote the following on 02/17/2007 8:47 PM :
if you look back through history most assassins were normal people who had a problem with politics or religion who shot or stabbed their target and were aprehended then exacuted. its not a glorious life of ninjas and swords its unloading a pistol at a human being not even killing them 100% of the time then being gunned down your self by cops only to be remembered for a few days

Very simple Wrote the following on 02/18/2007 02:28 AM :
step 1 - Buy a gun

step 2 - Go to mall and start shooting

step 3 - you are now an assassin

step 4 - get shot by police

step 5 - you are now a dead assassin

agent Q Wrote the following on 02/23/2007 6:34 PM :
hello

if you cant tell, im agent Q

ya and so you know if you really want to learn something i recomend asking around and someone in your area will know something and you can also read this article released by the CIA on assassins, its on here http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/assassination.txt

peace out

-Agent Q-

47 Wrote the following on 02/23/2007 7:43 PM :
Well it seems you have made great strides in your work. I'm glad you kill for a living. Less population the better. Try not to get caught or the fifth freedom will expire on you. You have some interesting things on there. If you are an assassin then welcome to the club so am I.

The_Real_Deal Wrote the following on 02/27/2007 10:46 AM :
I AM AMong the best SNd i have but one comment Lose all your rmotions and youll be have way there

Fallen Wrote the following on 02/27/2007 10:53 AM :
Real_Deal i know u (write back)

Despair Wrote the following on 03/02/2007 3:21 PM :
Nice instructions very simple..

Despair Wrote the following on 03/02/2007 3:32 PM :
X I'm sure you hate to be bothered but I do have a few questions for you as well if you don't mind being asked that is.

Daz Wrote the following on 03/10/2007 11:14 AM :
lol.Yes,look at the age average in this sub.

"im 13 and after watching movies i want to be an assassin....."

"im 12 and i have made my mind to be an assassin"

Please Get A Life.Do not start on this sub tho.

you idiots. Wrote the following on 03/10/2007 11:29 PM :
i dont claim to be an assasin, infact i dont claim to no anything about assasination. and the only reason i even managed to stumble across this forum is because im investigating the life style for my own personal enjoy ment.

now like every other atleast semi inteligent person here, im going to offer you numb nuts a bit of logic in this.

FIRST OF ALL, why the hell would a real assasin post here? infact why would any one who new anything about assassination post here. posting here would be to much of a liability, you are revealing your self way to much. that al quida mother fucker, i hope you die. you truly are a peice of shit. now you kids who wish to be an assasin, first off congrats for having ambision. i think your idiots. but if you want to do it, fine, do it. but let me give you some advice. DO NOT post on the web. no one here no's shit about assasination. why would any one who new about it come here to share their knowldge, NOT FROM KINDNESS I CAN garentee you that. so you want to be an assasin? study Inpo. try wing chun kungfu. go for a 45 minute jog every morning and afternoon. go to the gym wiht the goal of being able to curl around 25-30 kilo's. practise your balance by standing on poles on one foot in an awkward stance for hours on end. be able to have a grouping of less than 2 inches at 300 meters while prone using a lead site. if you want to be an assasin and survive you have atleast a decade of training ahead of you.

AND I DONT KNOW A THING ABOUT ASSASINS.

im just using my head.........

something if you want to survive your going to need to start using you air heads.

and you know what ill even use my real name and write down where i live, because i know i can sleep soundly knowing none of you will be able to get to me.

callum kerensky 38 columbus place forestlake australia.

all you assasins out there.

do your best.

NOT_Despair Wrote the following on 03/12/2007 11:09 AM :
Well said Callum but my questions for x don't have anything to do with assassins. I know you hadn't posted anything towards me but just to clear things up.. I'm not interested in anything to do with assassins just merely amused by the comments on this page. Though I do have questions for X pertaining to something he said about males and females.

Eskimo_Kid Wrote the following on 03/12/2007 5:21 PM :
Ive made up my mind . I want training. I need tips, help , advise ,anything My e- mail is

oldschool_gamerx@hotmail.com

hurry

NOT_Anonymous Wrote the following on 03/14/2007 4:13 PM :
The first "trial" on the path of a career killer is developing the unique mindset and sense of maturity required to get the job done effectively. Kids - chill out and enjoy youth.

Frank Martin Wrote the following on 03/16/2007 09:20 AM :
How can i become a assassin. I am skilled to do a hit perfectly.

COLE Wrote the following on 03/23/2007 04:37 AM :
24/f , NO MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING, MAJORED IN JOURNALISM,NUMEROUS CERTIFICATIONS RANGING FROM A+ & C+ TO SQL & LINUX ETC. 13 YRS DANCE TRAINING. PLAYED VARIOUS SPORTS, MOSTLY RAN TRACK (THROUGH COLLEGE)7 YEARS CORPORATE EXPERCIENCE.

ASPIRINGSOCIOPATH29@HOTMAIL.COM

nick Wrote the following on 03/24/2007 1:43 PM :
hi

ace Wrote the following on 03/29/2007 11:21 PM :
i do think it would be interesting to be an assassin, epsecially with the skills i alreay have....................moc.oohay@smr_eca

deathforhire Wrote the following on 03/30/2007 02:51 AM :
Yeah sure, you probably shoot yourself in the foot. Ever heard of overconfidence. mail me with the evidence when you bagged your first human! deathforhire@gmail.com

Mari_Zelenka Wrote the following on 03/31/2007 2:50 PM :
I've always wanted to be an assassin. I could look someone in the eye and kill them. Someone once accused me of being cold-hearted and having no emotions. They were right...to a certain extent. I know how to keep my emotions in check.

I grew up in the ghetto. I had no choice but to become hard and tough. I've been through things that would make most go insane. But I didn't and came out hard as concrete .The life of an assassin would suit me perfectly. I can be cold and heartless at the drop of a dime.

I'm exercising and losing weight. I want to be trained and I am SERIOUS about becoming an assassin. I'm 23 years old. I am going back to college this fall. I'm a whiz on the computer and I'm VERY intelligent.

I want to be trained. I need tips, advice, someone to teach me what I need to know. My email address is: Mari_Zelenka@gmail.com

Police Wrote the following on 03/31/2007 3:55 PM :
Smart VERY intelligent wanne-be killers don't leave e-mail on public boards. Stupid cunt! You think gmai is anonymous? think again.

NOT_Mari_Zelenka Wrote the following on 04/01/2007 11:33 AM :
you're right Police. Gmail is not anonymous. I have looked into a couple of REAL anonymous email providers....I have one that I'd like to use...

Mari_Zelenka Wrote the following on 04/01/2007 11:40 AM :
Smart people wouldn't post their email addresses here. I will no longer do that and I would never advise anyone to do so.

. Wrote the following on 04/02/2007 11:50 AM :
My GOD. Your all so stupid. So Young. So Insane. I recommend anyone posting in this to seek psychiatric help.

Fags.

M G - Wrote the following on 04/02/2007 12:52 AM :
Well, I think that a contract killer is more of a thrill seeking employment at first, most people just want to get away from the normal average desk job divorced life. And then there are the 14 year olds and 15 year olds like some of you who just have crappy parents that let you see far too many parents. I say, if you're going to join the army and what not to become an assassin or whatever... it's a good idea for training but everything about you is on record then, the slightest fuck up could put you away for how long? Or, you could just train yourself. Either way, you're probably going to die because of a more experienced contract killer, or you're going to eat your own bullet out of a guilty conscience which just sucks even more.

In reality, if you're just a 14 or 15 year old kid that has parents that you take for granted, you're gonna be fucked in the world of contract killings but... I think, if you really and honestly don't have nothing better to do because you have no life, and no hope - which is obviously what most of these 14 and 15 year old spoiled rich kids seem to think their divine lives were made to be.. but, if you know the art of deception, and you're careful with just a bored attitude and overall not at all considered about your own safety or your value of life, then go ahead and pull the trigger but make sure you don't leave your prints.

It's all more so on your personality. The goal is to kill the mark, but it is also to get away with it for you and your client. You need to have a brain, so unfortunate for most of your dreams, huh?

M G - Wrote the following on 04/02/2007 12:57 AM :
Soo, I have a hangover and I don't know why I'm not at the gym right now. Kids, you need to get a brain first and I need to get a glass of water. You really must consider what most of these people say about becoming an 'assassin'. Like that smart boy over there that considered the army first. Believe me, it sucks when you lose your famillee - don't fuck up.

Someone Wrote the following on 04/02/2007 1:08 PM :
ALSO, I'm having a bottle of crown royal. Don't drink, don't smoke, build your stamina, learn to use people's vulnerabilities, learn the mark, his allergic reactions, how naive he is, and try to use everything that you know to kill him that he's so comfortable using. Top shape, languages, sign language, you must excel in everything and for those people that like to brag and talk about who they have hired and just in general, very open about the discussion - don't waste your time and money on an attourney. Don't brag, don't do anything a mark would do, don't get into beef with other contract killers, learn to remember all of your surroundings. Til the point of where it becomes a habit, learn to follow your instincts, make it as quick as possible, learn your sciences, learn about poisons, use your imagination, learn the laws, use fake identities at all time and if you're not prepared to be cautious then bugger the fuck off, and find a faithful employer for those of whom who are interested in becoming a contract killer. And the obvious, is weapons. Learn those, and learn about your enemy, not your marks. But if you have an enemy, keep a close eye on them and learn about survailliance.

Also, if you're really good, and there are plenty of survaillance on your mark's house, or wherever he is, and alarms, learn to use craftsmanship to break into the house undetected, BE PREPARED FOR EVERYTHING and if you're not, don't take the job. Ok, I'm done if i get lonely again. LOL!

Someone Wrote the following on 04/10/2007 02:12 AM :
please help me i have made up my mine i need a cd a video tape anything to help me become a assassin i want to become one really really bad please someone help me my e-mail address is sweetie4nelly1309@yahoo.com send it to me today ASAP!!!!!!! PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!

Someone Wrote the following on 04/10/2007 05:10 AM :
Go to amazon.com, under books: "how to become an assassin for dummies" order today! (while you're there, get a book on spelling also!

Wolf Wrote the following on 04/10/2007 2:17 PM :
I am still not ready.

n0n4m3 Wrote the following on 04/12/2007 1:52 PM :
"X" Is right. Froget all that shit what you guys have seen in movies.

Darkfox971 Wrote the following on 04/13/2007 6:12 PM :
Hello I have just came across this site and have been studying about assassins for about 2 years now and it has got me nowhere. So if you may have someone around Grayson, Kentucky that would be happy to help me become one in about 2 weeks or so that would be great. Just letting you know I am 14 and i learn fast so if you would like to help, it would be great.

M G - Wrote the following on 04/14/2007 03:31 AM :
I think everybody here needs to start out small, like burglaries.

reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/17/2007 05:36 AM :
look I'm not 15 im not some macho prick and i don't care to work for the mob i am interested in government work i have a high IQ i did well in school both high school and collage i was also in the army i have killed on more than one instance and i am ok with it i am in peak physical shape with very good endurance very skilled with most types of fire arms and hand to hand combat i'm also very good at thinking on my toes all i want to know is if i want to re enlist which branch or the armed services and which jobs will get me noticed by the government for this type of work marines or army, navy which then what training is best suited for getting noticed IE :recon, spec forces, sniper detail, scout sniper, counter intel, intel, seals, or is it a situation where if they didnt catch me the first time around theres no point in re enlisting also is this something i can talk to a recruiter or my CO about or will i be selected if you dont have real insight please do not respond but any information would be helpful please respond on this page im not giving my email address out to the kids or idiots on this sight or the nsa which is almost certainly monitoring this page seeing as it is easily googled (although thanks toi the patriot act im sure they can find out who i am by tracking my IP number)

reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/17/2007 05:53 AM :
oh yeah i would also like any information (not speculation) on us mill contractors training and service requirements. expertise, training and so fourth once again if you don't know please don't pretend you do thank you

Someone Wrote the following on 04/17/2007 07:43 AM :
LOL Mr High IQ LOL posting for info here?!?

reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/17/2007 9:06 PM :
yeah i'm posting because stats say that outa the 100 idiots like you that post on this site one of you hast to have some real insight now seeing as you fall under the don't have real insight category please dont respond to what i have typed again thank you

Possessing the Info you requested Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 02:48 AM :
One outa 100? ... Somehow this makes me laugh! Anyway, how do we contact you? You really think we're going to post the info you requested on this public website so we get a bunch of crazies to bother us about a possible carreer you are not suitable for the job.

reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 04:20 AM :
good point im going to open an email in a bit for you to contact me on so it won't effect my personal email ill post is as soon as i make it

reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 04:29 AM :
ok if you have any real information please send it to randomemailnumber9@yahoo.com and thank you for the aid

SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 07:29 AM :
Man oh man some people are so gullible!

Pat pat Wrote the following on 04/21/2007 06:59 AM :
Now this is... Interesting. why pray tell have you people not learned about the 'oops he sliped' factor. Martial arts?, guns? Please your no pro without it - this ad has been brought to you by pat pat corp. 'pat pat corp whos my bitch?'

phantomy Wrote the following on 04/21/2007 08:08 AM :
i am 19 years old and i am bored o death and plus i need the money so can i be an assassin?send me a test contract and we will see.

Someone Wrote the following on 04/21/2007 09:09 AM :
go play in the sandbox little boy

The only way Wrote the following on 04/21/2007 11:40 AM :
The first test is to find us, and let me tell you pathetic little children, you won't find us here or anywhere else on the internet.

Can't find us? You've failed the first test.

Pat pat Wrote the following on 04/22/2007 01:31 AM :
They found you! only way, isn't that a start seeing as this whole thing managed to get you show up proving all theas other guys wrong ... So you might as well help 'em eh?

MyName-you'll get after the job Wrote the following on 04/23/2007 02:39 AM :
Hey, im 18 .. i had thoughts of being an artist [[suck at drawing]], a pilot [[dont even ask]], and that was about it .. but none of them touch me or move me so to say .. like the thought of killing people for money .. i hate people .. almost as much as i hate myself .. which let me tell u is alot.. i come from a shitty ass family .. whose done nothing but made my life a living hell for the pass 5 years .. when i woke up and realized what the real world is.. my grandparents are the straight up 100% all for god christian type .. i was raised like that .. and now im an atheist .. i hate this world and everything in it .. because it continues to screw me over day after day .. So .. if anyone could give me some information. On how i can be an "assassin"', "Hitman", i dont care what u call me. i just wanna kill and get paid.

If interested in me .. or have info .. Contact me Through an email at x.look_beyond_chaos.x@hotmail.com

From there u can get more info on me....

MyName-you'll get after the job Wrote the following on 04/23/2007 02:41 AM :
Oh .. one more thing ..

( -_-) ,,/,, you if i dont get contacted

i will beable to kill people one day

Dasda Wrote the following on 04/23/2007 07:44 AM :
Why don't you start by killing yourself? There is a nice topic on that here also!

Mongoose Wrote the following on 04/24/2007 08:48 AM :
U ppl that think that u wudnt have the guts to kill someone??? thats bullshit i want to become an assassin and btw if there is anyone out there who knows how to!! leave a comment and i'll b in touch

Manhunter Wrote the following on 04/24/2007 11:34 AM :
Damn but aren't you the stupid one! Go piss up a tree you little pubescent prick!

edkiller1 Wrote the following on 04/26/2007 04:23 AM :
i want to become anassasin and i need some one that cal give me info an any thing i need like managers, contracts, contacts any one who knows about this my email is edkiller1@aol.com

CIA Wrote the following on 04/26/2007 07:21 AM :
Sure, check your mailbox, print out the document we've send you, and present yourself at our facilities in Langley!

Flamer Wrote the following on 04/28/2007 06:26 AM :
If you want to be an assassin:

First of all, become a forensic investigator.

Do a couple of Martial arts, preferably ones that compliment each other, gaps in one form is filled with the other.

Get good with a range of weapons.

Build up agility, endurance and strength.

Get a range of identities.

Buy a dog or cat, keep it for a year.......and then kill it. Its what Hitler made his generals do to desensitize them.

Study Psychology, to play with peoples fears...and control yourself better.

Theres more, I will think of it and post it here too

ok then, you little 14 year old pricks will be about 25-30 when you have finished this....but most likely you will give up after a few months. If you do all of this chances are, you wont want to be an assassin anyway.

Training to be an assassin is hard work, it has its rewards...but none of these awards are in being an assassin.

Exagerator Wrote the following on 04/28/2007 09:28 AM :
All you got to do is buy a gun and pull a trigger, wtf do I need stupid martial arts for anyway. Get a life flamer.

NOT_edkiller1 Wrote the following on 04/29/2007 02:25 AM :
i checked my mail i did not get any thing cia

edkiller1 Wrote the following on 04/29/2007 02:33 AM :
i need contracts im an expert at just every thing you discribed flamer and i need anything to start email me

SSO Wrote the following on 04/29/2007 04:20 AM :
Edkiller1 are you willing to work abroad? We have a contract job in China, we urgently need someone to go there. All expenses paid, $10,000 fee. Tools supplied on location. Interested?

Is that a serious job? Wrote the following on 04/29/2007 5:31 PM :
SSO... Is that a serious job or are just taking the piss? Because if you are, fucking don't!

I you have a serious job you can contact me on br.ras@bluebottle.com...

If not, you should stop wanking and think about your life! This is not something to kid around with, all of us in the business take this serious and I think the loved ones of our victims do as well, so again, either your serious or you should just shut the fuck up!

SSO Wrote the following on 04/30/2007 01:53 AM :
Yup we always post our joboffers on sites like this!

We can already see you really don't have the right attitude for this job, little punk!

Zed Wrote the following on 05/03/2007 11:49 PM :
This is, frankly, a ridiculous discussion. Many of you have stated that you are in your early to mid teens, and have decided that you want to be an assassin. Not to insult any of you, but very few people have the "stuff" to kill someone. Most people who *do*, will suffer from guilt for the rest of their lives. Waking up in the night in a cold sweat from the nightmares. Even in the military, the only reason most of them are able to look at someone and pull the trigger is because they have been trained to be mean. They are trained to kill, trained to view the "enemy" as sub-human. Even then, they often suffer from guilt. Anybody who has been in a street gang, or has lived in an area where violence is a daily occurrence will tell you that killing and death are not pretty. They are not glorious, and not exciting. They are terrifying. Fear is the prevailing sentiment. I will admit that there are a few people who are able to kill and live in that type of environment without being affected, but they are few and far between. Make no mistake, if you kill someone you will make enemies. You will live the rest of your life fearing that you won't wake up. If you are looking for excitement you are looking in the wrong place. You are looking at this idea like you would look at a good roller coaster. You see it as a "controlled" fear or risk. It is not. You will spend your life hunted by both the authorities, as well as by others who you have pissed off in your "career". If you are pissed off at the world and just feel like killing someone, then look at why you are angry and try to fix it. Hurting and killing people will *not* help. It will make it worse. You would not put out a fire by tossing on another coal. I am not against killing people as a profession, but think long and hard about the consequences before you make a mistake that can't be fixed. Also, realize that no organization that hires assassins is going to hire you because of something you said on a message board. You would be hired because they had heard about you in less....appetizing, circles. Don't be fooled by the posturing on a message board.

Surfer Wrote the following on 05/04/2007 10:34 AM :
*posture* *posture* *posture*

Another Teen Wrote the following on 05/05/2007 00:51 AM :
Okay, guys. I'm also 15, and yes, I'm interested in these "assassin skills." Why? NOT so I can become an assassin. I mean, come on. Not to sound like a broken recorder, but to reiterate what people have said here: killing isn't fun. Check your motives. Why do you want to become an assassin/ninja? Because it's cool? Wrong answer. The type of person you want to become is something commonly called a "murderer" "serial killer" or, a term which has become recently common, "terrorist".

However, assassin skills are interesting. Why? Because they're kinda cool. But wait--doesn't that contradict what I just said? No! Because learning the skills and aspiring to become a real assassin are hugely different. It's fun to sneak up on your friends, learn some measure of self defense (this is to bolster my knowledge, not start it), and learn some interesting random stuff.

If you want to learn this stuff, that's fine. Just don't fool yourself into thinking you want to be a real assassin. Because, if for some chance you succeed, chances are you'll end up in a gang and/or behind bars.

Pat pat Wrote the following on 05/05/2007 00:55 AM :
Okay now we are getting somewhere... Why dont you guys start off in the army or something they give you all the crap you need, you know all that training your fond of talking about, and who knows you might end up working for them on this kind of thing then you dont have to worry about getting caught by them. Two birds with one stone

NOT_Adult Wrote the following on 05/05/2007 03:25 AM :
These spoiled teenagers in the army? LOL but they'll get tired, they might be send to Iraq, they might hurt themselves ... Get real, these idiots live in video-game land. Far far away from reality.

Pat pat, you sound like an army recruiter! Shame on you for preying on the little kiddies!

Zed Wrote the following on 05/05/2007 05:04 AM :
I agree completely with Another Teen. There is nothing wrong with trying to learn new skills or to improve your knowledge of a subject. It is when those skills are used for the wrong purposes that we start to have problems. Assassination is just a more politically correct term for the murder of an important individual. Most assassinations were performed by either religious fanatics or political activists (also known as terrorists, an example would be the IRA). The techniques and procedures that were used in assassinations can be intriguing, and the events leading up to historical assassinations, as well as the events that resulted from an assassination (for example, the first world war) can be interesting as well. However when there is killing for killing's sake, nothing good can come of it. Ah....I appear to have gone off on a tangent. In any case....If any of you, 12 years old or even older, decide that you want to be an assassin, do some reading into many of the historical assassinations, look at the motivation behind those assassinations and then look at why you want to be an assassin. Put in the grossest of terms, assassination is murder. Are you willing to murder another human being simply because you think it will be exciting, or you will get well paid for it? Murder is murder, no matter how you twist it or justify it. Also, I am unaware of any assassin in history who has earned money for what they did. This may just be a gap in my knowledge, but look that up too if you are truly interested in the subject. My brain is tired now, so I am going to wrap this up. If you are serious about learning to become an assassin, then research it. Don't just accept what you see in the movies as true. Ninety percent of it isn't anywhere close to the truth.

Pat pat Wrote the following on 05/06/2007 07:47 AM :
Hey geuss what 'not adult' - we belive you- , children and females make the best assassins. So blow me. I just get my kicks outa this place no offence to the serious people but ja... All i can say is pat on people pat on

agent394 Wrote the following on 05/07/2007 02:09 AM :
im withya buddy

wolfbane Wrote the following on 05/14/2007 7:19 PM :
what really scares me is that most of you don't get that being an assasin, is not all fun and games. You are killing real people with real lives and families. I am a practicing assassin, and have a bow, a pistol, two swords, 3 daggers, and a blowgun.

still most of you would cringe at the sight of killing. It's (for most of you) a fantasy so just drop it and walk away.

Pricks! Wrote the following on 05/16/2007 05:57 AM :
Even the assassins you are fantasizing about on tv are old enough to drive, stupid wanker kids!!

Pat pat Wrote the following on 05/19/2007 01:02 AM :
Okay pricks you walk into a situation where someone has just been assassinated who do you suspect: the shady guy in a suit and red tie - lolz - the guy in casual clothes the woman in a red dress or the kid who seems to be slightly affected by all this 'trauma' ?

Someone Wrote the following on 05/19/2007 03:05 AM :
Yeah sure Pat pat, keep on salivating. A decent police officer will suspect all of them.

Pat pat Wrote the following on 05/20/2007 05:26 AM :
When last did any of you guys see a decent police officer and no tv does not count

Someone Wrote the following on 05/20/2007 09:35 AM :
sure, now you're going to claim that the police is inept, makes me wonder how come the jails are brimming with criminals

Concerned Wrote the following on 05/24/2007 10:44 AM :
If you have an urge to kill in cold blood for a living there is a 99.99% chance that you have something in your life that is broken. If you would like to really find out what it will be like, pretend that you can't trust anyone and that at any time you could be brutually murdered without mercy. If you are 15 now, that could be the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, covering your tracks. Always wondering if someone within the administration or a close friend has been turned for money and has given your information to an unfriendly. Gee, I hope you don't want to start a family......

NOT_kenny Wrote the following on 05/27/2007 08:43 AM :
i wanna learn how to protect myself and shit, pls email me at silhouette_assassin@hotmail.com asap

Kondy Wrote the following on 05/27/2007 09:16 AM :
Protect yourself with a condom, if you still need to learn how to shit ... well what can I say!

NOT_ICE Wrote the following on 06/04/2007 5:25 PM :
this place is fuck'n kinder garden :D

Zed Wrote the following on 06/13/2007 11:03 PM :
Ahh, well I was going to just let it go but...Wolfbane....I have two bows, about seven swords, an innumerable number of daggers and knives, a pistol, two shotguns, and a good hunting rifle. I have a ton of weapons, but just because I collect weapons doesn't mean that I am any sort of assassin or killer. In any case I wouldn't think that any good assassin would claim to be an assassin, even on an anonymous message board. It's just not setting a good habit for someone who (allegedly) makes a job of going around and killing people. Not trying to pick on you or one-up you or anything. Heh, I think that part of the reason I posted this is just because I am just proud of my collection......I love sharp things. :)

Astrocan Wrote the following on 06/14/2007 03:09 AM :
"I love sharp things. :) "

Too bad your not that sharp in the brain department!

Pat pat Wrote the following on 06/14/2007 11:54 AM :
Well now we are getting somewhere. zed you almost hit a small pocket of gold keep thinking in that direction and you might find a small dimond

ERRATUS MORTALITAS Wrote the following on 06/19/2007 04:05 AM :
hmmm, you could say im no better by posting a comment, but im intriguged by a handful of statements on this board. starters it would be counter productive for an assassin to look at human life as life or flesh n blood. its a job, 24/7, u dont neccesarily have to have eyes in teh back of your head, but u do have to be ready to perform on cue. plus it would be illogical for an assassin to dream of being an assassin, u have to be mathematical, and able to accept taht shit happens, and instead of worrying about it, just do what is necassary. as far as fighting ability, theres a big difference between fighting and killing and again between killing and predetermined execution.

the assassin would be ill-informed to think his life would be underwould fame,bitches,money andcars, n drugs. in fact it would less so due lack of trust / understanding/ or noticing your subtleness.

Your deadliest weapon is your mind :D

[b]****You are a victim of the pages of history,[b]

[b]****You write your chapter in response!

Pat pat Wrote the following on 06/23/2007 02:13 AM :
well done error well done you have somewhat hit the nail on the head, just abit more thinking and everything on this subject will be transparent

Oh the irony. Wrote the following on 07/07/2007 7:40 PM :
To everyone stupid enough to sit here and ask for tips and instructions and post your email addresses...

For one, none of you are perceptive enough. At all. Or you would've noticed that at the top of this page is a link to an article that someone wrote about being an assassin.

"I'm ready to be an assassin and I'm coldhearted and ruthless oh and I'm 12."

Wait until your balls drop before you try thinking again. Oh, and posting your email isn't exactly "stealth."

I hope you read that article and get kicked in the face by someone less retarded.

birddi Wrote the following on 07/09/2007 8:24 PM :
reading this forum has been hilarious. thanks for the humor. fyi: it's not wise to post comments about wanting to be a killer. X, you are too funny, truthful but I like the way you put it. It was hilarious. It seems I'm the eldest and a lady never reveals her true age.

omg this is hilarious Wrote the following on 07/21/2007 08:43 AM :
this has to be the best spent 15 minutes of my life just reading this crap and laughing my ass off.

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 11:44 AM :
i am 14 and want to explore the life of an assasin.

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 11:45 AM :
does anyone have any advice

MENSA Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 1:34 PM :
Yes. Stay in school.

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 1:40 PM :
other than stay in school

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:25 PM :
which would be better to be? a hitman(independent) or assasin?

-gangster_66@hotmail.com

papageno Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:33 PM :
Other than stay in school? Get a decent job!

papageno Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:35 PM :
There are people I obviously despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They beat plowshares into swords. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about cowardly assassins here.

NOT_hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:52 PM :
i don't think that answered my question. which would be better to be? a hitman(independent) or assassin

Azprick Fan Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 3:00 PM :
Either if you know where papageno lives.

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 3:38 PM :
so either is good ok

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 5:09 PM :
who's papageno

hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 5:38 PM :
anyone no where to get a silencer

NOT_shadow Wrote the following on 07/24/2007 7:00 PM :
ive killed 6 men with my nife and i never learend marshal arts

Someone Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 01:43 AM :
Didn't learn how to spell either!

X1 Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 03:23 AM :
26 year old male, US military trained, Confirmed kills is 39 in Iraq. Trained with pistols, riffles, knives, hand to hand combat, and close combat. Looking for contracts in Oklahoma, No women, No Children. 10k min. ALWAYS half up front for supplies rest after mission is acomplished. In or out of state is not a problem but contracter pays for hotels, food, and gas on top of the agreed price. Please include contact phone number where you can be reached and time to reach you at.

Contact:

dahackandslash@gmail.com

*Note Email has been set up under a fake named and my IP has been modified so that I can not be tracked by US or State Goverment.

I am not an instructor, I will not take on a student, thats just plain sloppy.

Two Possibilities Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 08:11 AM :
OR X1 IS MORE STUPID THEN I THOUGHT

THIS IS A TRAP SET-UP BY THE FBI TO CATCH GULLIBLE IDIOTS!

Concerned Citizen Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 3:42 PM :
I have informed the police about your advert X! We don't need no killers in Oklahoma. Not that many 26-year-old vets around with 39 confirmed kills in Iraq.

NOT_X Wrote the following on 07/27/2007 05:41 AM :
It seems I have been drawn back to this page yet again. And the first thing I have noticed that infuriated me so much was children and teenagers complaining about their "crappy ass family and crappy ass life" and how much they hate people. You make me sick. You couldn't even begin to imagine how lucky you are. You HAVE a family, and you HAVE a life, unlike others in the world. If you don't want your parents to pay for your food any more, your education, your lifestyle, move out. Don't live off their wages and complain about them at the same time. They honestly don't deserve it.

You can't hate those you don't know. Everyday, at least one hundred kind people do something extraordinarily nice in the world. You just want to hate people so that you have an excuse to do something stupid and bad in the world.

I want to ask you a question. You are an assassin in a room, with six hostages. Five of them are unrelated civilians, all innocent everyday workers. The sixth is a five year old girl. Judging from how psychopathic most of you sound, you would probably go ahead and kill the first civilian if told to, then feel so shocked that you killed someone who honestly didn't deserve it and refuse to kill anyone else.

But if you were holding a gun up to the child's head, and got told to kill her, would you? If you even knew her, would you?

90% of all assassins exist in the Army, the Marine Corps and almost every other major armed force in the world. If you want to kill someone, join one of them. Prep yourself for a life of hardship and death. You will kill people. It will get easier and easier for most of you with each murder, but some of you won't be able to shake off the fact that you killed someone who did nothing wrong in the world except be in the wrong place at the wrong time, or piss off the wrong person.

Killing a little girl and an innocent adult are no different. Both are innocent. Neither deserve to die. They were just doing their job in life, just like you are doing yours. Kill people if that is what you think you should do. I'm not going to persuade you otherwise. Just remember that there are people out there who try to do good in the world, and make a difference. You obviously don't want to be one of those people.

Quit your childish squabbles, and grow up. Some of you don't deserve to be happy.

NOT_X Wrote the following on 07/28/2007 01:04 AM :
And I don't know why other people are calling themselves "X" or "X1" or anything like that, or why my name of the last comment was changed to "Not_X". Get yourself a spine and a sense of respect. Maybe even some dignity while you're at it.

Lucia_91 Wrote the following on 08/04/2007 4:59 PM :
hi i am Lucia this is my nick-name i have given to my self, i am not going to tell you my age or who i am. I just want to u to know being a Assassin isnt a game or wonderful in life, it is crule, unforgiven, u must know what u are doing all the time, you must know how to controll youre inner self. you must be able to take youre life as a sacrofice, you must not be able to sow any yore emotions ever, you must be stable and understand what you are about to do.

Never take things so lightly. You have to do things that is unforsakin,

Nobody important Wrote the following on 08/09/2007 11:02 PM :
Me and my friend have decided to work together we need help. Send your helpful info to wereling10@aim.com please we don't want useless crap we need types of guns training and angles to kill from

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:03 PM :
Ahhh,

The ever growing gap between the little screen you're in front of and reality.Lets look at the comments.Some are running ego.Others even good will.We've even got the downright bloodthirsty.A little nieve but none the less ten points for bloodlust and enthusiasm!

Some fact some fiction.

FACT:Big difference between street thug and trained assassin

FICTION:Guns,glory coke and bitches.

FACT:Stressful highly dangerous occupation

FICTION:Glamour and "I'm a baddass.Nothin's gonna get to me!"

FACT:Somehow some situations have a tendency to turn around and bite your ass clean off.

FICTION:As an assassin there is a low possibility of this.

FACT:War veterans as old as eighty still suffer cronic nightmares from traumatic events experienced decades earlier.Taking a human life is a slightly serious business and for many this has throughout history catapulted them into a world of pain and fear of unimaginable proportions.

FACT:The hunter can and almost certainly will becomes the hunted.

FICTION:After you complete a mission or return from active service a person will sleep better,relax in public places for the rest of their lives and never experience paranoia.Instead of overwhelming feelings of vulnerability,suicidal terror and even remorse the person is stress free with a general feeling of immortality.

FACT:Movies whilst being a wondeful medium do influence some people's version

of reality.

FICTION: You're life will run something like Mark Walbergs character in"SNIPER"

and you will probably end up saving the world.

FACT:Most people when engaging in a fight imagine the victory and spend much less time focusing in detail on the realities of a defeat.Least of all a violent and torturous death.When someone has you're head in a vice and is about to insert a drill deep into you're rectum as you're other eye popps out of you're already severely fractured scull you may indeed re asses you're previous enthusiasm for you're chosen career.Oh and when you get brave and dont tell them the name of you're employer they'll keep you alive doing the same thing for another day.

Fiction:Most people in these unsavory situations do not loose control of their bodily functions.They recover,grow stronger,dont cry for their mommas or offer their own families in exchange for survival,.They are stoic to the end accepting their fate without fear due to their religious like faith in the ideals of their profession.

FACT:Not everyone is cut out for the job and even the worlds elite will tell you there are inescapable serious implications of a psychological nature to any human being embarking on such a career.Some can process these.Some cannot.

FACT:The job can involve living like a fugitive,academic study,years of preparation,constant fear and life threatening danger.

FACT:There is no such thing as a free lunch.

I have two associates.One is a former SAS running a security company in IRAQ and the other is an x mercenary who has spent years in Africa on the job.The other person I would like to mention is a 25 yr old grown child soldier/assassin from Sudan who has just published a book which is a best seller.These people are what I consider professionals.

Think of it as a food chain.The first guy is enormously wealthy protecting Government officials with a staff of mercenaries in the hundreds.Is he a paid assassin?Yes.Does he get his hands dirty?If necessary.For him it is a military corporate enterprise.Business class and trips to Washington to lobby Senators.He learns the piano.He had an elite English education,holds several degrees.Blue blood.Has he done the hard yards in the past?Yes.Is it working for him?Yes.However he was trained as elite special forces and has turned that into a lucrative career.Corporate headset.Has it had its drawbacks?Yes.Is he anything like the movies?No.Does he look like a killer?He looks like you're average well to do casual business exec and he's the scariest human being I have ever met.Why?Because I know what he's done to get there and I know his headset.We are talking a different level.Forget stealth.You wouldnt even recall these guys if you met them as they make themselves so unassuming.And he's nice guy.Family man.Does he suffer from post traumatic stress?Yes.He has seen things you cant get out of you're head.Is he a wreck?No.Does it come at a price?Yes.

The next guy.Retired now a wealthy finance manger.The stories he has told me.He has wounds I dont ask about.Did he consantly get his hands diry?Yes.We're talking lower down the food chain.Also ex private schoolboy with a military background.

Then there's the child soldier/assassin.Constantly speeding off his nut,totally and utterly desensitized to human suffering.He was torturing grown men when he was ten and would shoot them when the crying became to irritating.He escaped and was slowly rehabilitated but will never fully recover.

All will say one thing.It aint glamorous.I'm not advocating for or against.Merely presenting a few facts of the different realities.

If its still the gig for you.Knock you'rself out,or someone else for starters,just remember it will inevitably involve undescibable pain and suffering in all forms.....on all sides of the fence.

Golly Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:14 PM :
Sounds alot like marriage.

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:18 PM :
You've got it.There's the pro's and the cons.Pardon the pun.

Someone Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:35 PM :
OK HITMAN, cool post, but the biggest one you forgot:

FICTION: Real hitman post on this board

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 9:30 PM :
LOL

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 10:22 PM :
Ahhhh the primitive internet.Where anybody can be anybody.

As if we needed more distortions of reality.

No one has mentioned how this is being used by so called assassins.Must be a field day.Easy to utilize for a variety of functions as well as blend in with the real and not so real.

ASSASSIN has been "coolafied" throughout the ages as it conjures mental images of the ultimate silent black panther type killing machine.One stereotype of which there are many.It equals silence and power.Thats why its so attractive to some.Chuck in a few James Bond/ other stereotypes of assassin films and propoganda and you're away.Instant commodity ready for exploitation.Even modern military types(i think the gulf sniper movie was Jughead).

Sniper>Now there's another one thats cool.It even sounds cool.Also been coolafied.

Where if you say COMMANDO it immediately its less appealing to some as it sounds like hard work.If you called it Deployment Strategist,(which is what it is) it doesnt really have the same zing does it.The sound of a word is very important.Why do you think fuck is so popular.Judgment aside you can really get you're mouth around it and used in its correct context expresses exacly what the human wants to say by its very sound.

It gives us super human powers.God power.The ultimate taboo.Da da.DEATH TAKER.Puts you up there with God,the grim reaper,the Devil and a whole cast of villains.In an ego based suppressed,imprisoned society this is the ultimate fantasy for some.The ultimate control for the powerless.

Someone Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 01:29 AM :
Death Taker?!?! shouldn't that be Death Giver or Life Taker?

Hitman Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 01:42 AM :
Oh just incase you thought I was weighing in as something I'm not.I'm a musician

and as a musician apart from personal experiences you get to meet alot of intersting people in you're travels.

I dont need my dick measured.

Just interested in the real as surposed to the surreal.

You learn everywhere you go if you pay attention.

Life is a craft.I like to practice my craft and get better at it so you can learn new things and ultimately be more aware.Knowledge is power.Questioning is the answer.

The truth is exiting no matter what it is.

If you learn about others you learn about you're self.

God the cliches are really flowing now.

I mean shit all dick measuring about who is and who isnt aside for a second.

Take a second to look at the headset of some of our young.Thats taught me something.Not to immediately judge it but to observe and analyse.Like a specimen.For knowledge.

Yes the shrinks would have a list of reasons why.And the pro's will tell them why they aint the real but there is another question.

Is it any different today or the same as 40 years ago.Are we a changed society.I mean assassins and people drawn to this field is nothing new.There has always been violent and cruel behaviour since the beginning of time.

Are we different now though or is it new levels for a multitude of reasons.

Is society's head set changing where we are capable of new levels of attrocities toward each other or is it the same as it ever was.

Anyway whats been said has been entertaining and enlightening at the same time.

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 01:53 AM :
SOMEONE

Yes you are technically correct however it was used in a Bgrade movie voice over mode and in this genre those sort of absurd movie titles are common.If you want to split hairs on a technical point I'm sure there's more.

Wouldnt mind a point of view.

Someone Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 02:21 AM :
Well HITMAN, at least it's the most to the point comment on this thread in the longest time! Thanks, maybe the little pricks take heed and stop whining about their unrealistic want to commit murder for $.

They just don't have a clue these guys

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 03:05 AM :
Someone

Cheers

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 1:23 PM :
SOMEONE this will make you laugh.

I went to a seance years ago with people I trusted implicitly.It worked and scared the absolute shit out of me.I asked my surposed Uncle "Who played at you're funeral".Know one knew the answer accept me.It spelt out

"You know it was you"At the same seance I asked what I was in a past life.The glass spelt out "A hitman called Jack in 1955.Hence the humorous interest.

For years I would get into situations and summon the past life memory in order to think like him.What would Jack have done.

Every time in serious situations where I felt my life was in danger it worked.I was calculated, confident and fox cunning.The mentality always chose the most practical lateral choices.I didnt take it too seriously but part of the spiritual dickhead in me did.Hoping it was true.Hoping he was a good and wise hitman not Jack the alcoholic fuckup that was on the run from botched jobs.And his employers.Amazing what the pitiful desperate human can believe if negative ego is involved.Most people believed in God.I secretly believed in Jack.I kept seeing black leather.

I had seen that fucking glass talk and felt the energy in my finger so I secretly believed.Plus it made the ego tank overflow as I used to be this killer thus inheriting his traits.I grew up hunting and tracking.Ahhh now Kimosabee dickhead understood the real spiritual significance.I had seen my fathers brutal side.I had it in me.Dormant...

So if you think these guys are deluded,I'd say mine was up there with the best of em.

The realities are so harsh i probably would have run away crying for momma and topped myself within a week of the shit hitting the fan.I've met crims who for them this world is normal.Fear can go away if constantly faced.It can also do you're fucking head in.Take Mark "CHOPPER" Reid.Underworld hitman.toe cutter if his stories are factual.Torturer.Does he sleep at night?Probably.But he may also tell you he sleeps with a gun under the pillow and if a mouse so much as breathed in his room he'd probably wake up.And shoot it.

But I had this secret resource that could be called upon if necessary that would enable me to survive.Mind you I knew if I really had to do what he would he would do in situations to survive it would mean no turning back.Where you cross a line where if you get busted for what you are about to do you are basically fucked.You're life is then different for EVER.

Would I have had the courage to do this in real life?Probably not.And if I was desperate enough to attempt it I would probably fuck up with the mental pressures that follow.Maybey not.Who the fuck knows.Alls i know it would be a fucking stress.

Here's the punchline.

I met a south american sharman who knew alot about spirits etc and how seances worked and she said honey, get over that one real quick.It was probably some nasty bastard spirit who will tell you stories like an old crim that he knows will fuck you're head.Well there goes that .See ya Jack.Who the fuck knows.

See what a vivid imagination and the paranoia of a Catholic upringing can do.If it were true and I take it with a grain of salt,that nasty ass spirit would have been having a quiet chuckle.

I'm not saying"Oh yes youngins,listen to big poppa.it'll fuck the lot o ya!"

I've met Columbian mercenaries(retired)who have killed since their teens.No fear,grown up on violence, quite happy.What their actual mental state is like would be interesting.I know they are definately alchoholics. Would cut you're throat with the emotion levels of cutting the throat of a sheep.So many actual experiences.

In conclusion to my little soap box wank I'll say

I'm sure there are success stories.And then theres the eternal appeal of the first person shooter blowing away enemy foe.

I'm sayin that the real deal and everything that goes along with that is a tricky business for the human to negotiate.You can hit the off switch on the compassion button and with a powerful head set commit atrocities.My old man probably did as he saw 4 yrs of active service in New Guinee WW2.

Its called suppression.

Mortals been known to however experience some nasty little side effects if partaking in the blood sports.History has shown us that if you live by the sword you'll probably die with it inserted not so gently into your anus and out you're mouth.Moral of the story?

Even the bravest have fallen.

In a heap.

Azprick Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 1:59 PM :
HITMAN, Sky is this you? Are you back? Oh how wonderful.

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 08/12/2007 03:09 AM :
Posted "The Iceman: Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman" part one and two for the wanna be idiots

Haha_Guy Wrote the following on 08/12/2007 12:41 AM :
I learned 40% of How To Become An Assassin book and when I saw what kinda idiots are posting here I fell of a chair from all that laughing. Not to disrespect the author of the book and some "serios" and "older" (much older) people, but as I see here this place is like... full of assassin-wannabes.

"Hi I'm 12 and I my life stinks! My mom doesn't understands my life! I'm cold and wan't to kill some people! Buhaha..."

Please!!! If you wanna practise killing you don't need anybody to tell you what you will do. Go kill a random person in other part of town. Personally, I find the book a must-read so I came here to find more info/books.

And let me tell you something, none of you here 10 year old or 15,16 and so on will ever kill anybody. Let's just face the facts, OK?

I just wanted to say just that.

Sajonara kids!

NOT_X Wrote the following on 08/13/2007 02:11 AM :
So glad that this forum has turned into a discussion about something that isn't complete drivel. I certainly enjoy the conversations between "HITMAN" and "someone", much more preferable to:

"I'm a ruthless 10 year old who wants to kill people, no one understands my life!"

You sound like an emo, you don't even understand the meaning of despair, just get over teenage angst and live properly like the rest of us.

Besides, stories about even the bravest suffer and die are completely true. No matter how brave you are, how noble or how "nice", people die. Often unpleasantly, and often when they are unready. The world is not the peaceful and nice place many people assume it to be. People cheat, trick, kill and lie to others and themselves. Thats life, and people just need to get used to it.

People believe they have it hard judged by their own standards and experience. But chances are, there will always be someone else out there who has it worse.

As W.M.Lewis once said,

"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."

HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/13/2007 09:11 AM :
Good one X.

Hit the nail on the head.

DISCUSSION.

What seems to be the central issue?Whats the recurring theme?

REALITY.

Not who's "Bad" and who's not.

Who gives a fuck about what you are,who you know,how big you're dick is or what the fuck you wanna to be.Including myself.

So you're "DANGEROUS".You wanna do some killin.Good for you.Not my cup of tea but hey It's you're decision.

I can only speak from my own experience and the people I've met.

Alls people are sayin is first do a reality check as to the actuality of whats involved.You may need to look at where the"need" is comin from.There are choices.There are implications.There is KARMA.Yeah yeah you dont have to agree with that but you can sort shit out if you've got the balls to look at you're self.I say fuck sorting out how and ask you're self why.How is not an issue.Thats the easy bit.If the "Whys" are sorted out and you still want to do it then knock you're self out.Its on you're head at the end of the day.If in doubt get out and get you're ass into therapy.If you're sure its you're ass.

Just make sure you've done ALL you're homework because if it goes ass up,and you're the one wanting to top you're self and dont even have the balls to do that you dont want to be the one saying to youself "Gee not only did I not do my homework,I did it all for the wrong reasons.

REALITY + REALITY = REALITY

REALITY + FANTASY = CA TA STR OPHY.......All round.

Haha_Guy Wrote the following on 08/14/2007 4:24 PM :
"Hi,I'm 11 and I wanna become an assassin!"

M0kys Wrote the following on 08/26/2007 5:18 PM :
i'm from romania ... i was in the army ... i was a top shooter ..i have all u need ... i need only the gear ..pick a guy ... give me resources and it's done i do not accept public targets ..i mean i doit my way not in public ..u'r target i'ts out ... and no one will know who did it ..i'm 24 contact me the_r3apper@yahoo.com ... if u want to speak with me just do it but dont write exactelly what u awnt i'll give furter info how to contact me ... phones are bugged ... the internet is watched..so be carefull ... contact me wait news from those who think they can help me....and i will help them

FBI - CIA Wrote the following on 08/27/2007 01:55 AM :
Ok, we contact you ASAP

Pat pat Wrote the following on 08/28/2007 12:30 AM :
This has brought a tear to my eye you people managed to do something i can not it is the ability articulate my understanding of everything there is still abit more to it thou and that is: after all this do you actually give a damn what people do... More of this sentence is pending

the casual observer Wrote the following on 09/01/2007 09:09 AM :
i read all this and it really makes me think, i have never planned or wanted to become an assassin, but upon reading all this it seems like the text of my life, only the crucial points but the story is still there. does this mean i should spend the next 10-30 years of my life becoming an assassin? and then the next 50 running never having relationships, always knowing that the moment i walk out my front door is a chance i could be killed in a reign of revenge or as a hit by a much more experienced and younger man than i ?... the answer is no. i am a 16 year old boy, i am intellegent, i do feel like my life plays the sob story of a wannabe assassin, just like so many others here. but i do know one thing im never gunna be an assassin if i come looking here. those real assassins out there are mostly born into the job or really have a hard as fuck life.

so all those kids aged 13-15, wanting to be an assassin after watching the movies or feeling like theyve had a hard life? harden the fuck up, life sucks, it hurts, itll kick u while ur down and regarding the whol assassination thing? guys u havent even hit puberty yet. trust me hormones are gunna fuck with yourlives. but ull live, if u dont go chasing the dream of assassination. i just did, and i stopped, i came here little over an hour ago looking for tips on assassination, because i just had probably the biggest argument with my parents to date, it made me feel cold to the heart than i ever have, the details of the arguement dont matter , the point is, assassination, its a hard thing to do, and if ur thinking of starting at the age of 13? 15? or even older then your too late brother, to really be an assassin you needed to be breathing think eat and shit the stuff ever since u can remember,

dont try to be an assassin by reading wat u get on the web, ull just fuck u life up

sorry if the grammar and spelling sucks

Ghost Wrote the following on 09/24/2007 5:25 PM :
Wake up...

we become what we work for... not what we are trained for...

we live the life we choose to fight.. and follow the rules of the night mother

Death Wrote the following on 10/18/2007 8:07 PM :
contact dhmaster94@yahoo.com with tips, training camps and anything else i know im ready

NOT_bob Wrote the following on 10/22/2007 04:56 AM :
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Holy_fuck_your_stupid Wrote the following on 11/01/2007 08:56 AM :
You know.For the longest of time I wanted to become An assassin.Not from watching some.Half assed Director Pulling the strings on some tom cruise Rapes tom hanks and becomes an assassin Movie.But more or less cause the sheer fact.If becoming an assassin never worked out.You would have the physical fatigue To join the army Conisidering You have'nt already.But to become an assassin Here is a small list on things you teenage wanna Be half assed losers need to know

1.You need Contacts And Training! I'm pretty sure none of you know How to get your hands on a military class A PSG-1 with well stocked Ammo And the physical Fatigue to wait it out and move around for those of you snipers who listen to your red neck step farthers fake ass story while pounding your sister And this does not count Going out in the back yard and shooting Cans off of the car where you were born YOU NEED TRAINING!!!! AND CONTACTS!!!

2.I bet a nice chunk of you just got done Watching Smoking aces and were on your way to your favorite porn site with free previews.

3.You cant learn to be an assassin From a god damn handbook.Life is'nt like morrowind Or WoW If so.I would Be the fucking God of your world and you would have a foot up your ass that makes you lose Charisma as i gain it.And i would walk around town in platemail.Get reality and fantasy straight

4.People Who become assassins.Good for you.some day chances are I'll be putting a bullet in your heart and taking a picture of your face for my boss which you once worked for.Point here is.Chances are You will never be able to piss in public again.Get drunk.get a relationship or have fun.welcome to life of solitude.And you know the sad truth.By the time a true assassin finds out where you live.You'll be no more then a 3 minute segmant on some Itilian channel that people wont even pay attention to as she is taking off her shirt.

5.lets re-cap shall we?

contacts

skill

life to fake life

Bullet to chest

On the news for 3 minutes

Congrats!!!! You have officaly lived the life of an assassin And if your married.You might as well tell your best friend to enjoy fucking the hell out of your wife.

NOT_frank Wrote the following on 11/04/2007 3:32 PM :
hi i am 23 years old and i am easily strong enuf to kill some one with my hands it has nearly happend before but i calmed down and just left him in coma if any one can teach me some REAL assasination teckniques my addy is raywalsh06@aol.com on msn add me only if you are or have had assasin training before

Someone Wrote the following on 11/04/2007 4:04 PM :
Idiot

maddawg117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:14 AM :
I want to become an assassin I can get trainse. I know how to fight, and im good

with guns

maddog117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:18 AM :
I want to be come an assasin. Im good with guns, espacially snipers.I know

an assassin job is difficfult and it is not as glorious as seen in movies.It can be

hard. But Im willing to do it.

Contact me at Maddogsrevenge@gmail.com

maddog117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:18 AM :
I want to be come an assasin. Im good with guns, espacially snipers.I know

an assassin job is difficfult and it is not as glorious as seen in movies.It can be

hard. But Im willing to do it.

Contact me at Maddogsrevenge@gmail.com

maddog117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:19 AM :
I want to be come an assasin. Im good with guns, espacially snipers.I know

an assassin job is difficfult and it is not as glorious as seen in movies.It can be

hard. But Im willing to do it.

Contact me at Maddogsrevenge@gmail.com

maddog117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:20 AM :
I want to be come an assasin. Im good with guns, espacially snipers.I know

an assassin job is difficfult and it is not as glorious as seen in movies.It can be

hard. But Im willing to do it.

Contact me at Maddogsrevenge@gmail.com

Someone Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:46 AM :
You don;t even know how to blow you nose

Duane Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 2:40 PM :
My bitsjes now how to blow yourz dick! only 20 buks

Mindboom Wrote the following on 11/07/2007 5:05 PM :
coool

Necrakull Wrote the following on 11/12/2007 5:11 PM :
I have tried several times to leave a detailed description of my qualifications however my proxy will not allow me to leave a post. Therefore I will simply say I have been training for 8 years and am capable of using up to 20 different weapons not including improvisational explosives and poisons. I am versed in a variety of martial arts and kill techniques and I would be appreciative if someone could accommodate my request for either a company or an independent contractor who would be willing to work with me. Leave a post on the site along with an email and I will send a number to an anonymous prepayed phone to you from an anonymous email. Lets just say I have a knack for detection and detection prevention. Any attempts to track me will not work. Thank you for the help.

ps. My outlook on human life is the same as my opinon of animal life. We are just that intellectual animals. We all die someday why not help someone out while you go. Preferably by putting money in my pocket.

Necrakull.

Necrakull Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 00:25 AM :
As for some of the posts that I have read about the hilarity of previous comments posted by some of the younger intarested assasins, I find your amusement unamusing. I knew from a young age that I was different. Always playing little games like sneeking up on people in the house or breaking into my next door neighbors house while they werent home. I was 8 and 9 then and though I admit I didn't know why these things were so fun for me I knew one thing. Basketball and other sports like that were never much fun for me. I was different, I needed the thrill of doing something I wasn't supposed to. As time went on my skill grew and I grew. These little games became something very real. I could slip into virtually any house or room without being detected. I could walk up behind you while you sit on the couch turn around and walk out and you'd never know I was there. How easy it became, how natural. The realization that these skills were good for two kinds of people hit me. The one person works for the guvernment and lets face it. I was never the kind of person to leave my future up to someone else. And the second kind of person was an assassin. I began running small operations, a couple of freinds from the neighborhood with similar interests in stealth and franquely, money. We broke in to several houses and while my friends were off looting for liquer or whatever I was walking in and out of each room and nealing down beside the beds. I remember the first house we went to. I walked in the little childrens rooms first. They're so precious, little children but not at all like their parents. So unsoiled their minds so empty. I hope I can have one some day to train to become what I have become. A perfect machine. I left the little children to themselves in the room and went on to visit mommy and daddy. I walked in and saw mommy laying on the bed, but where was daddy? I smiled and thought I hope he hasn't caught on to us that would be unfortunate. No he had gotten up for a drink, a little nightcap. Unfortunately for him he walked back in just as I was leaving his room. Mommy was so beautiful laying there in the bed sprawled out laying over the covers rather than under them. It helped that she was completely naked too ;). Any way daddy took a little nap. My grandparents were anesthesiologists and had some stuff laying around from something or other. I think my grandpa liked to use his anesthesia on himself. Either way I shot his neck full of some kind of anesthetic and before he could say anything he was falling over. I slowly made my way down the hall and calmly ordered our exit from the residence. I realized how easy it was to reach out and touch someone without them knowing. And how exhilarating. Anyway the point of this I think is to encourage the youths to keep up their enthusiasm but most of all play some games first kids you dont make an assasin overnight. Business has been slow lately though so Im not sure theres a lot of room for new up and coming assassins. Just don't roll in on the wrong peoples turf assassins tend to get assassinated.

ed.killer.1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 11:59 AM :
looking for any jobs i was formally edkiller1 i have done jobs alover the world. i took some vacations and im back. any one have any contracts

ed.killer.1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 12:49 AM :
looking for any jobs i was formally edkiller1 i have done jobs all over the world. i took some vacations and im back. any one have any contracts

NOT_edkiller1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 3:56 PM :
if jobs need to be done theres a 20000 fee up front and the rest after the job is done weapons have to be supplied

tips how to becom an assassin Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 5:45 PM :
learn ninjutsu, jeet kune do, and then sniper shooting and thats it find a contractor

Sean Wrote the following on 11/20/2007 5:10 PM :
im old school...i would like to become an assassin...all i need is tools and a little training...no guns...assassinations done by knives...and poison...

jhnharring@yahoo.com

XD Wrote the following on 11/21/2007 01:04 AM :
You wanna Be dumb assassin cunts.that is all i need to say truly..lol...You wanna be assassins Are gonna end up homeless and i'll be one of the people taking a piss On your face in your sleep On the streets as I walk into a VIP club with two women you could never get...go to college you dumb ass kids or join the army

Sean Wrote the following on 11/21/2007 08:26 AM :
XD be careful i dont always need a contractor to tell me who to kill...and i aint no kid either

bobingtons9 Wrote the following on 11/25/2007 3:54 PM :
another rule about Assassin's there always on the move

killeronduty Wrote the following on 11/27/2007 11:04 PM :
i want to be an apprentice anyone willing to take one on

PHANTOMZ Wrote the following on 12/02/2007 7:42 PM :
yo CIA/FBI-CIA i want to be an assassin im 16 and have no guilt i live in england and have wanted be an assassin for about 6 years ever since i started reading books about hitmen and asassins this may sound weird but id love to kill didnt u contact the edkiller1 will you do the same for me i have no trainning but eger to learn help me please i carnt be doing with this boring life i will be an assassin these no doubt about it but the sooner the better i am good at climbing and a bit good a free-running ontop of building and often do in Nottingham city please contact me

me email is kevin_smith_bob@hotmail.co.uk

my name isnt kevin but i was young when i created it and carnt be botherd to change it and the army is just shit for all u piss ants out there. i go by the name of PHANTOMZ

PHANTOMZ Wrote the following on 12/02/2007 7:46 PM :
yo KILLERONDUTY u want an aprentice i want to be an assassin talk to me on msn to see if i want to follow u up on ur offer

Someone Wrote the following on 12/02/2007 8:00 PM :
lol ok ok i left a friikiiikikin comment!!!!

phantomz Wrote the following on 12/04/2007 3:18 PM :
i am a very good climber and am very silent i can also over power my friend with skill who is stronger then my i like to run atop of buildings in nottingham aswel someone leave a message

Skazi Wrote the following on 12/05/2007 2:11 PM :
I can do Ninjutsu and Taekwondo + some karate.

I can speak 4 different languages.

Im 17 years old.

I handle Rifle weapons, because i have been hunting with my father since i was 8.

I dont have multiple ID's yet.

Im ready to capture/fight/kill

I can move slightly because i have been parkouring for 5 years.

So i can do basic martial-arts.

If some one can help me to get job. Shynefx@hotmail.com

Looking Wrote the following on 12/05/2007 4:17 PM :
Mhmm where do you live? I might have a job for you!

Vincent P. Wrote the following on 12/06/2007 12:06 AM :
To tHe ignOrant and youthful,

nex eSt tribuo pEr filiolus tamen vindico per vir

stoop not down into the darkly splendid World,

wHere in cOntinually lieth a fathom less depth,

a hades Wrapped In cloudS deligHting in unintelligible images,

preCipitOus wiNdings,

a black ever rolling abyss ever-espousing a body unluminous,

formless and void.

-ignorance shall kill you, your very weakness will make you noTiced. then while fAlling asleep for the last time in your wasted miserable life. you will Cry ouT for help assistance and your pleas shall fall silent in shadow.-

also since i aM fond of history, i will Enlighten your ignorAnT beliefs about the Very fantasIes of the occult Ninja. ninja were not so inClinEd to wear black, the more traditioNal gees were acTually dark blues, greens, or reds. or PRObably the traditional Placed kimono also sufficed and HElped To Hide them frOm Their eneMys. ninjAs were not lone assassIns, it was rare for one to work entireLy alone.

ignorance shall be the downfall of the masses,

vincent p.

Worldwide Assassin Union - From the Desk of the Director Wrote the following on 12/06/2007 5:13 PM :
Take my advice, get a legit job!

killeronduty Wrote the following on 12/09/2007 2:46 PM :
phantomz i would love to talk about this on a more...intense basis over aim or email...my name is John...obviously not really but my aim name is aeir4444 and yahoo email is jhnharring@yahoo.com

look me up

NOT_Don Wrote the following on 12/09/2007 3:20 PM :
isn't that called entrapment?

NOT_Don Wrote the following on 12/10/2007 10:07 AM :
i hate myself im going to kill myself im a fucking fagg i suck and im gay but afaid to admit it

Azprick Wrote the following on 12/10/2007 10:51 AM :
Oh Nony. True, you have a few people here that tease you but please do nothing drastic. Coming out of the closet is fine but you probably chose the wrong forum to express you feelings. Living is a one room flat infested with cat urnine is certainly something to be embassared about but taking your life? If you must, ask on of your beheading terrorist friends to use a sharp knife. Nick Berg was not afforded that luxury.

private Wrote the following on 12/15/2007 10:00 PM :
soccerduud123@yahoo.com. contact me there and i will give you the email which you can send me info. Please.

fakers Wrote the following on 12/15/2007 10:13 PM :
most of the "assassins" on here aare most likely fakers. They would not risk giving up their IP addresses, which could be tracked, to people here.

Tara Wrote the following on 12/18/2007 10:07 AM :
hey everyone,

Just thought i might point this out (this may have been done, but i cant be bothered to read 3 years of text before posting) but if you were an assassin, which I'm not saying anyone is or isn't, you wouldn't brag about it on the internet. also a helpful hint- TO ALL THOSE TEENAGERS WHO POST THINGS LIKE "I WANT TO KILL" AND "i AM COLD AND WANT TO BE AN E.T.C." IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TRACKED DOWN BY PEDOPHILES, DON'T POST YOUR FUCKING EMAIL ON THE FUCKING INTERNET

However I'm sure this post will either be ignored or flamed, but it's the thought that counts.

i will say this though, WELL DONE to those people who tell people to join the army, and I'm not being sarcastic, it'll give 'em discipline and skills.

look, if you're sure you want to be an assassin (heck i would kill my family to be one) do some training, don't just sit at home on the computer talking to pedos on this site, do something with your life, be resourceful.

yeah, that'll do

Tara

Keishii Wrote the following on 12/28/2007 01:48 AM :
I am very pleased and wanting to know information about recruitment in Hawaii and in South Carolina. Can you please send me information about the events occuring. Thanks a lot.

P.S. You displayed a great work of information about becoming a assassin.

keishii808@gmail.com

?????? Wrote the following on 12/28/2007 2:21 PM :
im 13 years old and many of u teens out their which say they watched some dum shit movies bout James Bond and so on are very stupid. Go out hunting with ur dad or something and if you cant kill some dum animal which is innocent then u cant' kill a person either. Those people are real it isint Counter- Strike or some dum shit game. This is real life. And think of it this way. If u kill that person can u live with it and can u just spit on the dead bod y and leave it rotting their or bury it without think a dam second of him. If u still have a consience or no guts then this ising the job for u. As myself i understood that assassination is a very hard thing. As for myself im VERY good in martial arts not going to tell u which ones im good with knifes and guns and i dont have a consience. But im not really planing to put my life on the line. And all you teens out their think bout it if u can kill ur dad and mom without giving a shit i guess ur just mentally challenged. So dont take it from the movies that dodgeing like 200 bullets and living and killing all the bad guys is easy. And then think this also... you cant marry and1 and u cant have kids either. The reason u cant marry or have kids is a preety simple explanation... thell become hostages sooner or later. And also ur wife and children will just be a pain in the ASS. THINK BOUT IT CAREFULLY CUZ IF U BECOME AN ASSASSIN THEIRS PRACTICLY NO TURNING BACK.

?????? Wrote the following on 12/28/2007 2:39 PM :
Now about my last topic im not saying that you shold kill your loved ones but i jsut hope that youll get out of the phase. Cuz if u cant even punch some1 in the face and feeling sorry for them then your just plain retarded. As an assassin i dont know much but i do know this.... it ising easy, you have to kill people even innocent ones and you have to keep killing till either ur too old or u just get wiped out by another assassin. I just hope that ull all gt out of the phase. Go join the army or w/e. Also if u dont change ur mind and u think ur up for the job try this. VERY SIMPLE. In class just dont give a shit bout a teacher saying ignore her diss him or her and get sent to the office and then dont give a shit what your parents say. If u can do that which probably many of u cant do cuz ur probably all teachers pets then no offence GTFO. Like seriously.... i dont even know any of you but i dont want any of u or other people getting killed for no dam reason.THINK BOUT IT

William Wolfe Wrote the following on 01/02/2008 11:21 PM :
Hello, I would like to be trained/hired. I am 100% sure. I am not some 15 year old kid. (Just turned 18 actually) This is somewhat going out on a limb, I just thought i should try. Contact me at-

thewolfisdead@hotmail.com

thank you very much.

...... Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 03:45 AM :
i would like to be trained as well...wolfe...i will contact u about how we can get together maybe and teach ourselves...

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 04:46 AM :
Teach yourselves? Now that is a good one!

...... Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 6:31 PM :
Nony...i know enough about martial arts and how to use weapons to become a skilled assassin...i know enough about computers to hack into yours and find out who u are and where u live...id keep ur mouth shut...

Azprick Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 9:16 PM :
He can not keep his mouth shut. Go get him. I will give you a hint where he resides. Tora Bora.

... Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 9:41 PM :
Your all wasting your time, think you have what it takes to become an assassin, i'll take you out before you pick up your pitiful knife. My rifle has seen more mens faces in war than any of you think you've seen. Kids my life is not one you want to lead. Forget your feeble dreams. join the army if you want to shoot something...

Nony NLI Wrote the following on 01/05/2008 05:15 AM :
LOL

Expertus Meduit Wrote the following on 01/05/2008 8:13 PM :
more than likely this is bullshit. All of you are getting your hopes up expecting a call/email from CHARLIE via laptop or some impractical spy-gadget. guaran-fuckin-teed the only reason a majority of you want to join the elite because either:

A.) Youve hit rock bottom and need money quick.

B.) The intelligence trait skipped your generation and a college degree

is by no means in your future.

C.) Youve jerked off to Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi flicks one too many times.

i want to make it clear that I am NOT an assassin. Thought the idea of intrigues me beyond any other, I have to face the fact that, chances are, contact from a veteran hitman looking for an apprentice is more of a dream than reality.

sooner you guys/girls realize this, the sooner you guys will stop making fools of yourselves.

think of Apprenticeship as love - if you really want it, youll wait till it finds you.

contact:

ExpertusMeduit@hotmail.com

William Wolfe Wrote the following on 01/06/2008 7:58 PM :
Sorry to not have gotten everything into my first post.

I have trained in Muay Thai for a year, and Judo for seven years, since I was ten I have been sharp shooting. The reason I wish to be hired is simply to be an assassin, because it has been all I've wanted to be. I fully understand the consequences, and although I have never taken a life or lived in any kind of war zone, I am fully capable, you will have to trust me when I say this. There is no other path for me to take in life. When I asked for training I meant training in; some explosives, all poisons, obtaining false ID's, escape driveing, and to have a contact to supply jobs. Hand to hand combat or fire arms training/ marksmanship training is unnessesary. Awaiting a contact.

email me at:

thewolfisdead@hotmail.com

Charlie Wrote the following on 01/06/2008 8:23 PM :
Your contact is Nony at jihad@torabora.afgh

He is there awaitng such talent.

monkeyman Wrote the following on 01/06/2008 8:32 PM :
ok you get alot off people wanting to be an assassin but i think that when it comes down to it and it is time to do something they freeze up. so all i am saying is that i want to be one. Give me training give me anything i need to do the job. I know what it's like my dad is in the military i have wanted to join so bad for one thing......to kill them iraqies thats it. i want to surve my country and terminate the bad. So i will do whatever it takes. i am not saying i am the best but i sure in hell want to be. lazzymonkey69@yahoo.com its your choice wether you want me or not. ILL BE WAITING

monkeyman Wrote the following on 01/06/2008 8:40 PM :
21/m ready for anything

SUCKIT Wrote the following on 01/14/2008 06:21 AM :
Dam all u people r such retards. seriously!!!1 My life long dream is to be a spy. And I am aware of the fact that it is no james bond. its not all rampages and stuff. plus the pay is just rotten.

But when i saw all these assassin stuff i almost choked! seriously, it hurts to see so many messed up minds online.

listen guys if u want to be an assasin u need to be prepared to die any day, Your not invinsible, as in the movies, plus theres no such thing as god mode. this is real life.

plus none of u geek heads are fit enuf to at least kill a person let alone lift a dam gun.

this is not a video GAME! u ignorant pussies. oh yea and did i mention that assassins get a rotten pay?

Kery Wrote the following on 01/20/2008 5:04 PM :
hy all i am 17/m and i wan't to be an assassin.I have prepared to die any day.i was learn Taekwondo and my dream is to be an assassin.please help me.Contact me at: kery15@freemail.hu or dj_kery17@yahoo.com.Thank's.

Someone Wrote the following on 02/20/2008 3:41 PM :
I noticed the majority here seem to be 15 or younger, and all talking about becoming assassins, I think I even saw a 12 year old asking to become an assassin. What the hell is wrong with you? If there are any real assassins on this site, and I doubt there are any (thinking and saying you are an assassin does not make you an assassin), do not, under any circumstances, give advice to any of these idiots with delusions of grandeur, as the only thing you will be accomplishing is getting innocent, non-target civilians needlessly killed all because a snot nosed little shit who thinks he knows something, wants to play Assassin's Creed or Hitman in real life. Kids, stick to the video games and leave the real work for real assassins.

NeoNazi Wrote the following on 02/20/2008 4:16 PM :
Real assassins don't hang out on the internet

Fang Wrote the following on 03/06/2008 11:42 PM :
it is an art of killing every one has their own style of killing that is elliet. ans every one has there own personalty even tho her or she is a ASS. yes it can be a male or female. also most ASS are gifted with being able to use other wepons than a gun.

NOT_bob Wrote the following on 03/24/2008 6:48 PM :
oCaY8r great work thx http://peace.com

234 Wrote the following on 03/25/2008 08:09 AM :
help me be an assasion

demond675 Wrote the following on 03/28/2008 11:51 AM :
im 12 almost 13 and i want to b an assain i kno it takes years to perfect so y not start young my email is demond675@yahoo.com plz contact me asap about any trining camp i can be sent away to... i dont like my family but plz asap i need thx!!!

demond675 Wrote the following on 03/28/2008 11:55 AM :
on suckit's comment i think ur right but i dont want guns... i want to use bows, knives, and throwing knives like rogues do but i cant fins anything about rogues... so assian will have to do and i dont kare about the pay...

demond675 Wrote the following on 03/28/2008 11:58 AM :
oh yah im in the fort worth area but am willing to be shiped anywhere to become assian/rogue...

Someone Wrote the following on 03/28/2008 1:26 PM :
some demented little fuckers on this post

....> Wrote the following on 04/13/2008 09:31 AM :
can girls become an assaion??

me Wrote the following on 04/22/2008 7:09 PM :
more than half of you are stupid under age teens who watched Jason bourne in the movies. What you wanna be like him?EXPERT ASSASSIN the best? Most of you can't even spell assassin right enless you didn't notice there are 4 s ( assassin) not assin you dumb 12 year old.

If you still don't believe me and think you can be an assassin then join the army if you by some miracle make it through basic training and survive 1 year fighting over seas contact me at johnsummers15@hotmail.com I'd be really happy to congratulate you. Kill atleast 2 people over seas leave the army and go into buisness.and you know what? Even after all I said I still dout anyone could kill anyone else here I would need proof if you say you did. How do I know you couldn't kill anyone? Simple I'm in the army I'm 22 and i have been through 2 years fighting in Iraq. I've killed 4 people half with a combat knife and one with my hands I only shot someone once. I feel like I'm locked out of the world and trust me the feeling of killing a real talking person is not something a teen would want. If you do kill someone then you will not live yourself infact you would probably kill yourself from guilt.

Trust me kids your smarter than this go to school ,have a family get educated. If you sadly still want to kill then like I said be in the army you get the experience you need. Then learn a language and your ready to be an assassin. Good luck in your life people please make sure it doesn't turn out like mine.

NOT_edkiller1 Wrote the following on 08/12/2008 8:10 PM :
im edkiller1 im looking for jobs i just came back from a few jobs in japan. if anyone has any jobs please email me. ive been doing jobs for the past 3 years and im really good at wat i do.

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