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How To Become An Assassin - This file is being produced to help the members of the underground in their search for knowledge and an equal world of eqaul opportunities. The material in this manual is to help those previosly stated move without being noticed, escape capture, and many other aspects that will aid in their work. This manual is by no means able to replace proper teaching. Joining a martial arts club is a very good way to produce the many skills needed in successful hand to hand combat.
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codewolf Wrote the following on 06/11/2006 7:59 PM :
You probably need psychological help.


Snowman Wrote the following on 06/28/2006 04:14 AM :
my email is graham_v2002@yahoo.com. Please contact ASAP.

Thank You


ninja89 Wrote the following on 06/30/2006 09:33 AM :
hey im 15 my email is stukov@comcast.net send it here im already decked outi n ninja gear.



Ad Wrote the following on 07/02/2006 09:56 AM :
You dont want to be one - first rule of assassination is kill the assassin


Nick Wrote the following on 07/22/2006 5:46 PM :
How much do you get paid?


Brado Wrote the following on 08/31/2006 7:13 PM :
Are you fo real Hunter?



Pat pat Wrote the following on 09/26/2006 09:28 AM :
Well.......... Thats how you must start young but its not for the faint of heart good luck to those new ones


Someone Wrote the following on 10/01/2006 8:46 PM :
You ppl have no idea... what kind of life it is to be the assassin.


NOT_tom Wrote the following on 10/06/2006 9:12 PM :
I'm ready to become an assassin, take your pick!



Pawlous Wrote the following on 10/15/2006 2:52 PM :
sory the e-mail is iron_imp@op.pl ;-) little mistake


elite666 Wrote the following on 11/07/2006 7:30 PM :
my email is melanierdt@msn.com pleasecontact emidiately


elite666 Wrote the following on 11/07/2006 7:46 PM :
if you have any info please contact ASAP

melanierdt@msn.com



Pat pat Wrote the following on 11/14/2006 00:08 AM :
Oh come on f i they want to be let them


Pat pat Wrote the following on 11/14/2006 00:09 AM :
Oh come on f if they want to be let them


Golly Wrote the following on 11/29/2006 8:18 PM :
Holy shit. I thought I had issues.



Nony NLI Wrote the following on 11/30/2006 05:00 AM :
You have Golly!


Rykimaru Wrote the following on 12/14/2006 5:57 PM :
I was wondering X are u a assasin?


Al Qaida Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 1:59 PM :
Give us a call, we can always use a good sniper! Place the following ad in the personals of the NYT after 01-21-07.

33-year-old male seeking partner for some exciting and adventurous traveling to exotic places. followed by your contact info.

You will hear from us.



Juniper Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 2:33 PM :
Wonder how many idiots will place this ad LOL


Darkkirby Wrote the following on 12/23/2006 5:59 PM :
Can some people give me some info on becomin an assassin and traning 4 it in the uk. I'm 14 and i've been in the army for 2 years don't ask how. My email is: Darkkirby56@googlemail.com and info would be helpful.


Rykimaru Wrote the following on 01/02/2007 01:56 AM :
Can a guy thats alergic to penutbutter die from penuts.. ROMFFLOALAIPCWBMMFG.. hahahaha



SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/04/2007 06:23 AM :
Yup the army wants recruits any old way!


SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 09:22 AM :
Mhmm who was talking about oil ... how about weapon dealers/manufacturors ...


Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 11:47 AM :
haliburton agrees with me!



Someone Wrote the following on 01/05/2007 12:44 AM :
You have no idea what is war !


Jenna Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 02:24 AM :
hey, I'm 17 and I want to know how to be an assassin. lacet.rouge@hotmail.com is my e-mail


Someone Wrote the following on 01/07/2007 05:47 AM :
Ever heard of punctuation? makes it easier to read drivel



SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 01/23/2007 08:21 AM :
Well said Pat pat ... say that to the neo-cons and the fundamentalists (any religion) ... (now there are minds the world wouldn't mind having removed)


darkness phoenix Wrote the following on 01/28/2007 10:33 PM :
im 16 and wanting to learn how to become an assassin. i want to learn more about it and no im not depressed so dont ask that. 2 many ppl ask tht b/c no 1 can tell what i feel. im cold and heartless when i want or need to be. so ne one who is willin to help email me

harleyqueen4ever@mindspring.com

please dont ask about the email address


indred cold Wrote the following on 02/13/2007 12:14 AM :
hmmm, x mil mr.X? all i do is try to live my life as comfortably and exitingly as i can. and being an assassin does that for me.



sk e Wrote the following on 02/16/2007 4:00 PM :
17 interested in becoming an assassin, email tigerwolf6@hotmail.com


Very simple Wrote the following on 02/18/2007 02:28 AM :
step 1 - Buy a gun

step 2 - Go to mall and start shooting

step 3 - you are now an assassin

step 4 - get shot by police

step 5 - you are now a dead assassin


Fallen Wrote the following on 02/27/2007 10:53 AM :
Real_Deal i know u (write back)



Despair Wrote the following on 03/02/2007 3:21 PM :
Nice instructions very simple..


Despair Wrote the following on 03/02/2007 3:32 PM :
X I'm sure you hate to be bothered but I do have a few questions for you as well if you don't mind being asked that is.


COLE Wrote the following on 03/23/2007 04:37 AM :
24/f , NO MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING, MAJORED IN JOURNALISM,NUMEROUS CERTIFICATIONS RANGING FROM A+ & C+ TO SQL & LINUX ETC. 13 YRS DANCE TRAINING. PLAYED VARIOUS SPORTS, MOSTLY RAN TRACK (THROUGH COLLEGE)7 YEARS CORPORATE EXPERCIENCE.

ASPIRINGSOCIOPATH29@HOTMAIL.COM



reading alot of crap and kids Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 04:29 AM :
ok if you have any real information please send it to randomemailnumber9@yahoo.com and thank you for the aid


SDFLKJ Wrote the following on 04/18/2007 07:29 AM :
Man oh man some people are so gullible!


Someone Wrote the following on 04/21/2007 09:09 AM :
go play in the sandbox little boy



Dasda Wrote the following on 04/23/2007 07:44 AM :
Why don't you start by killing yourself? There is a nice topic on that here also!


Manhunter Wrote the following on 04/24/2007 11:34 AM :
Damn but aren't you the stupid one! Go piss up a tree you little pubescent prick!


CIA Wrote the following on 04/26/2007 07:21 AM :
Sure, check your mailbox, print out the document we've send you, and present yourself at our facilities in Langley!



Exagerator Wrote the following on 04/28/2007 09:28 AM :
All you got to do is buy a gun and pull a trigger, wtf do I need stupid martial arts for anyway. Get a life flamer.


Surfer Wrote the following on 05/04/2007 10:34 AM :
*posture* *posture* *posture*


agent394 Wrote the following on 05/07/2007 02:09 AM :
im withya buddy



Pricks! Wrote the following on 05/16/2007 05:57 AM :
Even the assassins you are fantasizing about on tv are old enough to drive, stupid wanker kids!!


Someone Wrote the following on 05/19/2007 03:05 AM :
Yeah sure Pat pat, keep on salivating. A decent police officer will suspect all of them.


Pat pat Wrote the following on 05/20/2007 05:26 AM :
When last did any of you guys see a decent police officer and no tv does not count



Someone Wrote the following on 05/20/2007 09:35 AM :
sure, now you're going to claim that the police is inept, makes me wonder how come the jails are brimming with criminals


hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 11:45 AM :
does anyone have any advice


MENSA Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 1:34 PM :
Yes. Stay in school.



hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 1:40 PM :
other than stay in school


papageno Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:33 PM :
Other than stay in school? Get a decent job!


papageno Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 2:35 PM :
There are people I obviously despise. They lack morals, character, and honesty. They beat plowshares into swords. In case you can't tell, I'm talking about cowardly assassins here.



Azprick Fan Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 3:00 PM :
Either if you know where papageno lives.


hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 3:38 PM :
so either is good ok


hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 5:09 PM :
who's papageno



hunter23 Wrote the following on 07/23/2007 5:38 PM :
anyone no where to get a silencer


NOT_shadow Wrote the following on 07/24/2007 7:00 PM :
ive killed 6 men with my nife and i never learend marshal arts


Someone Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 01:43 AM :
Didn't learn how to spell either!



Concerned Citizen Wrote the following on 07/25/2007 3:42 PM :
I have informed the police about your advert X! We don't need no killers in Oklahoma. Not that many 26-year-old vets around with 39 confirmed kills in Iraq.


Nobody important Wrote the following on 08/09/2007 11:02 PM :
Me and my friend have decided to work together we need help. Send your helpful info to wereling10@aim.com please we don't want useless crap we need types of guns training and angles to kill from


Golly Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:14 PM :
Sounds alot like marriage.



HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/10/2007 2:18 PM :
You've got it.There's the pro's and the cons.Pardon the pun.


Someone Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 01:29 AM :
Death Taker?!?! shouldn't that be Death Giver or Life Taker?


HITMAN Wrote the following on 08/11/2007 03:05 AM :
Someone

Cheers



FBI - CIA Wrote the following on 08/27/2007 01:55 AM :
Ok, we contact you ASAP


Ghost Wrote the following on 09/24/2007 5:25 PM :
Wake up...

we become what we work for... not what we are trained for...

we live the life we choose to fight.. and follow the rules of the night mother


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maddawg117 Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:14 AM :
I want to become an assassin I can get trainse. I know how to fight, and im good

with guns


Someone Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 10:46 AM :
You don;t even know how to blow you nose


Duane Wrote the following on 11/06/2007 2:40 PM :
My bitsjes now how to blow yourz dick! only 20 buks



Mindboom Wrote the following on 11/07/2007 5:05 PM :
coool


ed.killer.1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 11:59 AM :
looking for any jobs i was formally edkiller1 i have done jobs alover the world. i took some vacations and im back. any one have any contracts


ed.killer.1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 12:49 AM :
looking for any jobs i was formally edkiller1 i have done jobs all over the world. i took some vacations and im back. any one have any contracts



NOT_edkiller1 Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 3:56 PM :
if jobs need to be done theres a 20000 fee up front and the rest after the job is done weapons have to be supplied


tips how to becom an assassin Wrote the following on 11/13/2007 5:45 PM :
learn ninjutsu, jeet kune do, and then sniper shooting and thats it find a contractor


Sean Wrote the following on 11/20/2007 5:10 PM :
im old school...i would like to become an assassin...all i need is tools and a little training...no guns...assassinations done by knives...and poison...

email

jhnharring@yahoo.com



XD Wrote the following on 11/21/2007 01:04 AM :
You wanna Be dumb assassin cunts.that is all i need to say truly..lol...You wanna be assassins Are gonna end up homeless and i'll be one of the people taking a piss On your face in your sleep On the streets as I walk into a VIP club with two women you could never get...go to college you dumb ass kids or join the army


Sean Wrote the following on 11/21/2007 08:26 AM :
XD be careful i dont always need a contractor to tell me who to kill...and i aint no kid either


bobingtons9 Wrote the following on 11/25/2007 3:54 PM :
another rule about Assassin's there always on the move



killeronduty Wrote the following on 11/27/2007 11:04 PM :
i want to be an apprentice anyone willing to take one on


PHANTOMZ Wrote the following on 12/02/2007 7:46 PM :
yo KILLERONDUTY u want an aprentice i want to be an assassin talk to me on msn to see if i want to follow u up on ur offer


Someone Wrote the following on 12/02/2007 8:00 PM :
lol ok ok i left a friikiiikikin comment!!!!



Skazi Wrote the following on 12/05/2007 2:11 PM :
I can do Ninjutsu and Taekwondo + some karate.

I can speak 4 different languages.

Im 17 years old.

I handle Rifle weapons, because i have been hunting with my father since i was 8.

I dont have multiple ID's yet.

Im ready to capture/fight/kill

I can move slightly because i have been parkouring for 5 years.

So i can do basic martial-arts.

If some one can help me to get job. Shynefx@hotmail.com


Looking Wrote the following on 12/05/2007 4:17 PM :
Mhmm where do you live? I might have a job for you!


Worldwide Assassin Union - From the Desk of the Director Wrote the following on 12/06/2007 5:13 PM :
Take my advice, get a legit job!



NOT_Don Wrote the following on 12/09/2007 3:20 PM :
isn't that called entrapment?


NOT_Don Wrote the following on 12/10/2007 10:07 AM :
i hate myself im going to kill myself im a fucking fagg i suck and im gay but afaid to admit it


Nony NLI Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 04:46 AM :
Teach yourselves? Now that is a good one!



...... Wrote the following on 01/04/2008 6:31 PM :
Nony...i know enough about martial arts and how to use weapons to become a skilled assassin...i know enough about computers to hack into yours and find out who u are and where u live...id keep ur mouth shut...


Charlie Wrote the following on 01/06/2008 8:23 PM :
Your contact is Nony at jihad@torabora.afgh

He is there awaitng such talent.


Fang Wrote the following on 03/06/2008 11:42 PM :
it is an art of killing every one has their own style of killing that is elliet. ans every one has there own personalty even tho her or she is a ASS. yes it can be a male or female. also most ASS are gifted with being able to use other wepons than a gun.



234 Wrote the following on 03/25/2008 08:09 AM :
help me be an assasion


NOT_edkiller1 Wrote the following on 08/12/2008 8:10 PM :
im edkiller1 im looking for jobs i just came back from a few jobs in japan. if anyone has any jobs please email me. ive been doing jobs for the past 3 years and im really good at wat i do.


1st Boss Wrote the following on 08/03/2009 02:00 AM :
i did 4 years of the Russian army and another 8 years of a Marine sniper and killing a person gives u bad dreams on the 1 st round than u suck it so kids don' t even want to kill u stupid FUCKEN idiots/*/*



psycho1210 Wrote the following on 12/08/2009 11:06 PM :
the amount of energy exhausted in finding out how to mimic a sometimes not chosen horrible lifestyle is incredible. And as for you others, pat, someone, x, fallen, despair, 47, MG(someone), ZED, the_real_deal, wolfbane, concerned, oh the irony, birddi, necrakull, F, not_shadow, erratus, and Holy_fuck_your_stupid I say to you all. stay well. Life is short.


psycho1210 Wrote the following on 12/08/2009 11:11 PM :
wrong title. it shouldnt be how to become an assassin, it should be how to become more humane. wake up people. we've lost so much why continue to add to that.


psycho1210 Wrote the following on 12/08/2009 11:14 PM :
anyone who wants to comment to me privately can. Ive given you more than enough info. if your any good youll be able to reach me.



Mega-Nano Wrote the following on 12/31/2009 2:32 PM :
What is assassin creed 2? I suck at video games, I can only use a gun. :(


V Wrote the following on 06/21/2010 08:58 AM :
Why do most people objecting to gratuitous violence have horrible grammer? Learn English, then kill.


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Im in


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revia Wrote the following on 06/12/2011 5:25 PM :
Here and so too happens:)



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