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The Ugly Man's Guide to getting laid... Yeah sure...
From Juniper

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codewolf Wrote the following on 04/15/2005 9:27 PM :
It's sad that some sex starved geek will pay money to get some bullshit. I'll give you the secrect to getting laid right here for free....

Women want it as much as you guys do, stop trying.


Surfer Wrote the following on 04/16/2005 02:57 AM :
Clue One: learn what real flirting is, not that piddly shit you used to do in high school.

CLue Two: Return it.

Problem solved.


Juniper Wrote the following on 04/16/2005 03:49 AM :
Some self-confidence is useful too



sky Wrote the following on 04/16/2005 08:43 AM :
Naw, women really don't want it as much as the guys. We want it all the time, they only want it sometimes. They always have the advantage in this regard. Your point is the most important one, Juniper. Women can't resist a self-assured confident man who shows interest but won't sniff her ass like a horney puppy. They really think that guys who try too hard are pathetic. Surfer, flirting isn't the key. A lot of women flirt with men for reasons other than wanting sex. Body language is the key. She may be playing aloof, but her eyes can't lie. If she's attracted to you, she will make eye contact and her pupils will dialate. If this is combined with her leaning toward you, getting into your personal space (or more importantly bringing you into hers, since women have a smaller comfort zone), exaggerating feminine postures, and doing little things like touching your forearm when she speaks to you and laughing at your lamest joke, then she's definitely into you. Older women always play it very cool unless they are complete sluts (danger, Will Robinson!).

There's a 30 year old hottie at work totally into me. Unfortunately, being in management, I can't go there. sigh.... When we get a group up for a happy hour, the guys in the bar literally surround her like kids around an ice cream truck. She finds this tedious as hell. It's the guy who plays it very cool and doesn't drop some lame-ass line and chase after her that gets her interest.


Golly Wrote the following on 04/16/2005 1:20 PM :
What the hell Sky? Dialated pupils? Shit, Golly must be a stud! Women not only dialate, they close their eyes and snore around Golly. I'm gonna get laid!! I'm gonna get laid!!


alice Wrote the following on 05/04/2005 2:01 PM :
If you want to have sex within an hour of meeting a woman, I have one word for you: Hooker



GDubyaB Wrote the following on 05/04/2005 2:37 PM :
Cocaine has always worked for me. Gets Condi's little brown sugar motor running hot every time!


DogFace_Nut Wrote the following on 05/04/2005 7:41 PM :
Jeez, what a bunch of peckerheads!! and Alice


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